Sleepy Waffles

They’re gonna ban Uncle Dennis from a thing he’s already not doing and call it a day

I miss when I could enjoy an ice cold tasty beverage with an NBA player on it.

Well damn. Now I’m frustrated again!

There was a radio broadcast! People knew it was happening while it was occurring! WHAT IS EVERYONE’S PROBLEM TODAY?

LaMelo Ball, do your worst to those poor Kings tonight

Go to sleep questionable, wake up probable 🙏🏼

Look, the streamer’s video cut out but we still have the audio from the stream of his homies reacting to each star

The dinkiest of rinks

4 Bams or just 1 big Bam?

I really hope everyone with games left against the Wizards were watching last night & that their best & biggest scorers ask “why not me next???”

For as long as I can remember, I wanted to live in West Egg

She said I’m mad you didn’t wait for me to get back to get your ten K he said don’t worry I’ll do one better now that you’re here 🥰

Adrian Brody before he was really Brodying

Why’d you have to say it now it won’t come true

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

Love is commitment to the bit

You don’t have to be a sour lemon at this party

They let Plumlee bang the drum since it’s his first Spurs win 🥹🥹🥹

I mean why not run it up?

I see you are a purveyor of fine memes like myself. Let us never speak of this secret knowledge again

Bam Adebayo did a wizard curse your father and send you on this journey of vengeance?

Put an asterisk next to Utah we all know damn well the front office is on tank patrol

It’s their 3 highest paid guys, but yes, basically.

Sam Cassell where do you buy your glasses frames man?

We all know Jaylen Brown only tweeted that from the locker room because Joe Mazzulla was still out on the court

I've said before that the MAGA movement was essentially the subtext of the GOP made text. A feature of that has been the lesson that all the base motivations of reactionaries (racism, misogyny, looting of the public coffers, etc) no longer need be masked in the appearance of a commitment to norms

Please share, yall know i love these kids.

I talked to dozens of experts in government, academia, cybersecurity, and industry about exactly this scenario last year and not only did not one of them think I was being alarmist, many brought it up unprompted and many said there was zero chance it hadn’t already happened

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”