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A big fat sleazy hairy tanuki with leathery ballsack draped over his feet and gaudy rings on his fingers and toes, looking at you past his triple chin with sexual interest.
how about being stuck in a sauna with Thomas Nook
Wind Pikachu!
(Mr. Windychu, Pokemon Winds/Waves)
frog soup...
(Wart, Super Mario Bros. 2)
donald glover is yoshi
AGREED 💚💚💚
don't even get me started on the koopalings-
to this day i still need to attempt ludwig
unfortunately, due to the new mario movie trailer, i will need to draw wart again
nintendo has figured out the formula to making the sexiest man possible :3
lil bit of self-love never did nobody no harm :3
NO NO NO YOU DON’T
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
Horny Gobbos
he hasnt left my house ive been eating his ass every day but he wont leave help?
maybe if you eat him out *one more time*, he'll consider leaving (probably not)
After a hectic day of servicing machines, Buttons likes going au natural and letting it all hang out on his downtime!
But don't let that weird you out! Just go with the flow and play some games, why don’t ya?
Big thanks to @bobbyjiggly.bsky.social for doing this commission!
hootmaxxing
this monkey just showed up at my door i think he got the wrong address but he wont leave until i eat his asshole
monke showin off the peets and cheeks 🤤
also
WELCOME BACK KING
Mr. Windychu
#nsfw #pokemon
incredibly based of you to keep the hyperpigmentated crack with the tanlines
this is so fuckin peak 0///0
SPEAK YO SHIT KING/QUEEN/MONARCH
CUMMISSION for @sugarmuppets.bsky.social
🐸🐻 "DAMN BEAR! Your mouth is SOOO GOOOD~"
Rev. Dickens feeling the pressure at the pulpit.
#NSFW
A commission for PoppySeed
panel 1: "Don't worry, we can ease into it lol. Why don't why we start with a kiss?" panel 2: ONLY LIKE 1O MINS LATER- "Fffuck yeah. That's the spot." Werewolf Jones and Owl from Simon Hanselmann's Megg, Mogg & Owl
the virgin ass eater vs. a professional salad tosser
Necesito mas de este hombre 🥲😭
Creo que Mel, tiene una buena racha 🃏✨️
www.congress.gov/members/find...
find yo representatives and look into what bills/acts they're looking to sign, co-sponsor or already in support of-
give them a ring and let them know you want online spaces to protect adult creators, not survey/censor them!
as you should .3.
you'll get a big ol fishy smooch just cuz of that
all the hottest babes cancel their nitro along with any other platform subscriptions that partner with persona and call their representatives to demand that the KOSA act, the repeal of section 230 and any other unconstitutional invasions of our digital privacy not be signed-
cuz porn is cool ;)
Aka a shit ton of people cancelled their Nitro's (imagine paying for discord lmao) and it tanked their perceived value right before IPO
If you cancelled your Nitro, proud of you, don't resubscribe. If you still have Nitro (why?), still cancel it.
ROTTMNT Master Spilter underrated asf ngl
