Jay Cob

***in there

Does Big Life count as First Wave Emo? There’s a lil bit of Rites of Spring on there 🤔

😂😂😂

Damn Painted Lady is really the Emo Containment Zone for Blowout tonight huh lmao

If you ever catch me on a short form video app trying to promote my music like this it’s time to take me out back and give me the Old Yeller treatment

#Ladder-backedWoodpecker
#RedrockStatePark, #Sedona, #AZ

#birds
#photography
#birdphotography
#BirdWatching
#birdsofbluesky
#nature
#wildlife
#wildlifephotography

Shhhhh he only has one brain cell and doesn’t realize he could

A fat orange cat who thinks he is an apex predator lunges at a baby gate.

A fat orange cat looks dejected when he realizes there is a baby gate blocking him from attacking his sister (the black cat further up the stairs).

It’s #Caturday

Death Grips autoplaying after Geese on Apple Music, Anthony Fantano and his consequences have been a disaster for human civilization

I’ll take intrusive thoughts that are funny to only me for 500

Voodoo balarama baba yaga question what do these things all have in common everybody knows I’m a mothafuckin monster

This square image from the Movies Minus 10 Podcast features red text that reads “VelociPastor” overlapping a translucent image of a priest, which slightly obscures a film still of a lumpy dinosaur with jagged teeth.

Please allow me to share my greatest accomplishment of 2026: Peter Rose invited me to discuss VelociPastor on the Movies Minus 10 podcast!

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#velocipastor #moviesminus10 #podcast #velociraptor

Chipotle has nourished many a hungry Work From Home Email Job employee, what has Raising Cane’s done for the American economy?????

I don’t know where they all came from or why they’re everywhere now

Hate for the Corporate Slop Bowl restaurant is widespread now, but I have yet to see any backlash against the Vaguely Mormon Coded Chicken Finger Restaurant (IE. Raising Cane’s, Dave’s Hot Chicken, Savvy Sliders, etc.)

This is much more flagrant than even the Em Dash

If I see any block of text with “it’s not just this, it’s that” in it my brain shuts off

Ya boix is very grateful he became a software engineer in 2017 instead of 2025 I would be so cooked in this job market

Yearning for unemployment so I can spend time on writing and recording new music without entering the situation knowing I’m timeblocked and then get distracted by EQing out the Bad Sounds but also very grateful to have a well paying stable day job

Bluesky is cool because literally nobody reads anything you post so you can just say whatever

Recording covers of 8 bar intros to songs by the 1975 to cure writers block

I wonder what one of my favorite emo bands from high school is up to these days (generational crash out)

Shout out Max Bemis you were my biggest inspiration to quit vaping (deragatory)

And it still all sounds like shiddddd

Hey at least having never lived anywhere I could mic an amp since moving out of my parents house almost a decade ago has taught me a lot about audio engineering