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* Silly goose
* Serious goose
* Goofy chicken

...the lore expands....

Vintage postcard featuring a golden sailing ship with an abundance of roses on deck, with some spilling into the water.

Stay golden
(with la vie en 🌹)
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Vintage valentine featuring cherub? (has quiver full of arrows but no wings) wearing a diaper and a fedora as well as carrying a case marked "sample hearts"; said being is ringing a doorbell Text: I'm a salesman of love peddling hearts! Will you buy mine?

Is it quite clear what he's selling?
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Vintage valentine, featuring forlorn-looking blond auctioneer standing behind a podium (with a "BIG SALE" sign) and holding a gavel. Text: Going -- ! Going -- ! I'll have to auction off my heart if you won't be my valentine!

⏳Going -- ! Going --! 🔨
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Vintage illustration featuring what appears to be a toy/model galleon and a hanging 2D lantern, plus a decorative border that could be seen as a heart motif.

Crazy little trinkets.
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Leap year.
Changes things much.

Vintage illustration of a golden-ish galleon with pink, blue, white, and gold sails.

Golden hour.
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Theoretical and Applied Crazy Little Trinketry

Trifle? No!
He'll whim you, see?

Vintage postcard with illustration of wooden sailing ship flying several flags and carrying gigantic flowers (pansies and forget-me-nots) on deck Text: BEST BIRTHDAY WISHES

It's not late, for this is a leap year.
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Drawing of galleon on lively seas. The ship is made of bright wood and the sails are many different colors and designs.

Drawing of a galleon on the sea. The boat is black and large sails are mostly black with some white cross shapes; a couple of the smaller flags are red

Meet cute.
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Vintage...non-valentine? Hey, how'd that get in here? Night scene; galleon with colorful sails and flags is sailing toward a huge moon. Text: BIRTHDAY WISHES

🎉🌕🏴‍☠️
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Vintage birthday postcard with inset illustration of a cozy country cottage and a verse: Were I but a fairy Vulcan I'd forge a golden chain And Birthday joy I'd bind to thee And let it there remain HEARTIEST BIRTHDAY GREETINGS

Reckon fairy Vulcans know Viking vampire clowns?

(Also: the chain)

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Vintage postcard featuring a stylized seaside scene with black silhouette trees and pink flowers plus yellow and blue bell-shaped flowers. Text: Cause it's your birthday I want to say "Hello" today And wish YOU GLADNESS too Like happy flowers may BIRTHDAY hours Be blossoming for you---!

Vintage postcard featuring a sailing ship full of gigantic red roses and blue forget-me-not flowers. Text: Birthday Greetings

🌹🏴‍☠️💙💜
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Is the Swede flying the plane?

Early 1900s postcard valentine with image of an armed and colorfully dressed (including hat that says "Capt. Desperate") blond pirate, also featuring the following verse: I am a pirate desperate My name brings fear to men But when you loom up in my sight I sure am desperate then

He's desperate!

Vintage valentine featuring a blond kid in a check sport coat, bow tie, and shorts carrying a daisy bouquet. Text: I haven't a little love for you I have a LOT!

Stede Bonnet energy.
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Bonnet's on it.
The pirate of hearts prepares to attack!
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they done succumbed to the obsession with buns
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Vintage valentine featuring a very winsome anthropomorphic goldfish. A fishing line is dangling a red heart. Text: For you, valentine. You'd make a perfect CATCH

🐟🧡
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Vintage valentine featuring an anthropomorphic chipmunk and a pile of nuts. Text: Valentine - I'm NUTS about you!

Vintage valentine featuring an anthropomorphic squirrel wearing a blue jacket and holding a piece of sheet music. Text: I'm 'NOTES' over you, Valentine!

Crew of the Revenge valentine selection suggestion for:
FRENCHIE
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Vintage valentine featuring an anthropomorphic drum playing itself and a kid operating a very large drum/cymbal set with CUPID'S VALENTINE SWINGERS and a red heart emblazoned on it. Text: Let's Go!

🥁Non-stop knockin' shop!
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Vintage valentine featuring kid pirate (sporting heart-shaped eye patch) stepping off a plank Text: I think I'm falling for you!

💦
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Vintage valentine postcard featuring a candy stick (white with yellow and pink stripes) and a verse. Text: I'm going to stick around until I see, If you have another beau, he's got to lick me So for your sweetest love I now make a bid. Oh, gee! Let me be your candy kid

[Canon divergence -- or nah?]
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