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Writer of Weird and Wonderful. Capt of Canoes and Coracles. www.jaynekirkham.com jaynekirkhamwriter.substack.com

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My Smell of the Week has many #floral and #gardening notes, a whiff of #folklore, a hint of #folkhorror and, if you get right up close a definite stink of #fox wee. Enjoy!
jaynekirkhamwriter.substack.com/p/sarcococca

12.02.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mulled Cider! A heavenly scent that's heaven sent to see me through the winter

My Smell of the Week is Mulled Cider! Read more at jaynekirkhamwriter.substack.com/p/mulled-cider
Waes hael!
#waeshael #wassail #folklorefolk #morris #wellbeing #weird

29.01.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Some of my new best friends from Chepstow Wassail and Mari Lwyd: #folklorefolks #widdersbordermorris #KrampusUK , #MariLwyd

24.01.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Humanity! Some people can get right up your nose.

#writer #weird #wellbeing
You can read about my Smell of the Week here: jaynekirkhamwriter.substack.com/p/humanity

22.01.2026 06:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Book cover: creepy winter trees against a misty sky behind book title "Pale Winter Light, strange stories by Jeremy Page"

Book cover: creepy winter trees against a misty sky behind book title "Pale Winter Light, strange stories by Jeremy Page"

Whoever recommended this book to me, I thank you.
#ghoststories, #unsettling

21.01.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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David Ddraig Goch (@oldreddragon) Mad props to who ever created this... Fucking amazing.

substack.com/@oldreddrago...

16.01.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oranges! If you wanna put the joy back into January, peel an orange and breathe in: it’s like a sunburst right up your conk!

If it's all too gloomy, don't reinvent yourself before you try my Smell of the Week jaynekirkhamwriter.substack.com/p/oranges
#writing #wellbeing #Januaryblues #writerslife #whathappenedtomygothicnovel #facingthedarkness

15.01.2026 07:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bums! This was so good last year, I was really looking forward to coming again. But of all the dates, you've only gone and booked it for the weekend of my ruby wedding anniversary. Unless we have the biggest break up in the next few weeks, I won't be able to come. 😭

13.01.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This morning I've been doing some research, in an actual library! Now I'm drinking coffee in an actual coffee shop. #dontgetoutmuch #thiswritinglife

13.01.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And suddenly the dark days of winter don't look so grim; Just deliciously dark.

10.12.2025 10:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Smell of the Week: SMOKED GARLIC It followed me to Manchester and back. And I’m still recovering.

This has nothing to do with anything. But you may enjoy it. jaynekirkhamwriter.substack.com/p/the-smell-...

16.11.2025 18:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I went to a screening of #Nosferatu last night. The original one. Just as good as I remember and so many things I'd forgotten or not noticed before. Does anyone know what the symbols in the letter/house purchase agreement say? Wikipedia says they're #enochian #hermetic #alchemical

20.10.2025 10:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This week's writing related research involves building a coracle. Quite excited about that.

10.10.2025 11:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do this weekly thing. You might like it open.substack.com/pub/jaynekir...

04.10.2025 07:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been sitting rather smugly on a little bit of Christmas horror, with a view to submitting to Horrortree. Only to discover the day before the deadline, it isn't what they're wanting. So any advice as to where else to submit gratefully accepted. Short story 2500wds.

25.09.2025 08:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Diesel! Filth and Fond Memories

I've done a thing. I hope you enjoy.

05.09.2025 09:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Quite a few things that I should have been doing have been left undone because this book is so good. #folkhorror #crime #greatread #philippalmer

31.08.2025 06:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't tell me about it: I'm not that Jayne Kirkham 🀣 I'm the Jayne Kirkham that writes kids tv and Gothic horror. You want the other Jayne Kirkham.

31.08.2025 06:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Crumbs it's three months since I posted anything on here. I've been too busy writing, or thinking about writing or thinking about thinking about writing. And then I went on a writing retreat. Which meant I retreated from writing altogether and went canoeing and bird watching.

30.05.2025 11:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My background is screenwriting where you can only write what can be seen or heard. Exploring the other senses is a revelation and a joy!

29.03.2025 17:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am not an MP. I am sorry I cannot help you.

26.03.2025 10:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Sanditon, Bridgerton... Today I drove through a quaint village called Shitterton. If I ever decide to write a costume drama...

28.02.2025 18:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It will be ace. Sadly my side can't go.

26.02.2025 17:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That fox is astonishing. Such character and fluffiness. I'm gonna have to add Helen Richman to my 'must read' list.

26.02.2025 07:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No but it turned into a journey from hell with late trains, stuck drivers and carriages emptying and filling as the train configurations changed. And the rain was biblical. Hope your journey was less eventful.

24.02.2025 09:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With two deadlines looming, today is a massive rewrite day, thanks to all the talks, chats, workshops, cakes and ale that is the #ukghoststoryfestival. Totally buzzing with ideas and I hadn't had any coffee yet.

24.02.2025 08:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

A great first day! Looking forward to Day 2's talks, chats and chatter. Plus rum. And hoping #museumofmaking has some of that rather nice school cake later.

22.02.2025 10:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was a really useful talk. Lots of top tips about practical matters. Thanks.

22.02.2025 09:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've had a cracking day 1 at the #UKghoststoryfestival. Lots of ideas and a little bit of rum. I'm quitting while ahead cos there's two more days.

21.02.2025 19:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Today should be a Writing Day. But I've written it! So it's a Sitting in the Sun and Watching Robins Fight Day. #firstdrafthappines #weirdfiction #niteside #ghoststories #writing #whatisthisbrightthinginthesky

18.02.2025 11:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0