Danielle Smith Premier of Alberta 🌺 Parody

I want to clarify my Chief of Staff’s remarks. At no time did I reasonably address issues stemming from our province’s economic dependency on foreign workers. Nono. Alternatively, my anti-immigration proposal serves to rage-farm for ‘supermajority support’ from Berta’s finest racists/bigots! #abpoli

And by keeping taxes low, my UCP GOVERNMENT means raising your property taxes by 60% over four years in Calgary to pay for Education shortfalls due to our persistent, petulant, egregious conduct. #yyc #abpoli

Alberta government projects $9.4B deficit with no plan to return to balanced budgets | CBC News Finance Minister Nate Horner says his United Conservative Party government must break some of its own fiscal restraint laws to weather an increase in population that came without an economic boom.

Not good #abpoli

Alberta preparing to move all sheriffs to new provincial police service | CBC News A new provincial police service plans to train about 600 Alberta sheriffs as police officers with six weeks of additional training, Public Safety and Emergency Services Minister Mike Ellis says.

Today I unveiled the next step in Rob Anderson’s Alberta Prosperity Project - this is our UCP version of I.C.E.

I’m going to give grade 12 educated civil servants a loaded fucking handgun after each of them pass my vocational training program. #Abpoli

Alberta referendum: Danielle Smith calls Notley and Lukaszuk’s ‘Nazi’ comments ‘disgusting’ | Watch News Videos Online Watch Alberta referendum: Danielle Smith calls Notley and Lukaszuk’s ‘Nazi’ comments ‘disgusting’ Video Online, on GlobalNews.ca

I am NOT a Nazi.

There is a distinction to be made between the immoral conduct of Adolf Hitler and his Gestapo/Stasi war criminals versus me and my UCP authoritarian regime…

And if anyone can make that distinction, by all means, please leave comments below. #ableg

First, Bonne Belle cosmetics went out of business yrs ago. Evidently I still had some make-up

Second, I just announced my deflection plan…a Referendum on Immigration. Just gonna skip over 438,568 voter signatures on the prevailing #ForeverCanadian petition

Third, I am a bonafide #existentialthreat

Tomorrow!

Premier to talk immigration in her address to Albertans Thursday | CBC News Premier Danielle Smith said the province is facing combined pressures from decreased revenues as oil prices trend lower and increased costs of covering services for a rapidly growing population.

BREAKING: My UCP budget is fucked. I relied on oil revenue despite consistent WARNINGS to diversify. Now I’m claiming I inherited this problem.

STRATEGY: I’m playin the race card! Watch for my big announcement tomorrow on Immigration! I am
relying on your bigotry to see me through! #Deflection

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My Chief O Staff has some communication advice for all of us with respect to our FAQ’s on this Separation Movement I facilitated.

Tell you what… FA-Q Robbie!
#abpoli

#Canada was just introduced at the Winter Olympics opening ceremonies, Milan Italy! But I’ve opted to use my social media to post about denouncing climate action. So allow me to use Bluesky to say ‘Good Luck/Bonne Chance’ to all our 🇨🇦Olympic Athletes. Canadians living in Alberta are so proud of you!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: As previously stated, I want to ‘direct’ judges & I want to unduly influence all Alberta Courts. AND if I don’t get my way, I will throw a tantrum by withholding funding & interfering with the administration of Justice.

I think somebody dropped me on my head as a baby #abpoli

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Yikes 😬😬😬

Weekend Reminder!

Go Separatists!
Go Canada!

How are you not getting my mixed messaging? #abpoli

Never forget that my #UCP passed Bill 14 to give the Separatist movement a foothold
#Berta #abpoli

I dunno. Maybe I’m just internalizing or something. You don’t think this is aimed at me do you? #ableg #abpoli #YouSeePee #ExistentialThreat

Please review my #UCP policy on GUN possession, defence of self & property etc. I’m developing this ‘sovereignty-gun-thang within a United Alberta’ while fuelling tensions by stoking the secession & immigration fire at the same time! What could possibly go wrong? #abpoli

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2023 Demetrios #YYCBow got 13275 votes. In 2027 Tories WILL run a STRONG conservative candidate. If NDP holds at 12552, this riding flips. My Minister’s Press Secretary just called 6500 voters ‘meritless’

Golly, I hope Tories don’t strategically run 8 selfless candidates just to flip UCP ridings😈

Campaign to recall Alberta education minister enters final days | CBC News The deadline for the first of 26 citizen recall petitions against Alberta MLAs is Wednesday, marking 90 days since petitioners began collecting signatures in an effort to recall provincial Education M...

My Education Minister, Demetrios Nicolaides, MLA for #YYC Bow, refers to 6000-8000 of his constituents’ concerns as meritless. Message received. My Minister won 13175 votes in 2023

Now divide 13175 by Tory & UCP in 2027 and that = NDP Win #merit #abpoli

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Are you a White Nationalist? Looking to revive our colonized ways? Have a passion for suppressing Chartered Rights & Freedoms? We are now accepting applications for internment…I mean internship. GET PAID while learning about Chemtrails, Pension Theft, Anti Science, Imaginary Pipelines. Apply Today!

I do like to fuck about don’t I?

Happy New Year name tags! I remain an existential threat to Alberta and the human race! May I come to my senses and call an election! #abpoli #ableg #abvote

Annnnd…now I’m coming for immigrants…you immigrants built my Electrical grid and you do the jobs Albertans can’t and won’t do which saves our province and our economy… now get the f—k out!

Authoritarian, populist dictators DO NOT submit to opportunities for candid, transparent conversation and engagement with media. Regretfully I must decline 🤷🏻‍♀️

Dear Constituents of @CityofBrooks @MedicineHatNews. You people stink! Fact check: The Electoral Boundaries Commission has drawn a new ward. High River - Vulcan. When my #YouSeePee approves the changes, I’ll be running in my own Town. I only need you “piss-ants” for two more years..if that. #abpoli

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Great News for the Athabasca River indeed!

ACID RAIN BABY! I’m bringing it back! 👊🏼