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I know you seen it prompting itself

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*90,000-capacity megastadium EveryBody Clap your Hands voice* EveryBody Do your Share

09.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mall of America β€” Suzanne Wang Mall of America, a short story by Suzanne Wang. From One Story, selected for Best American Short Stories 2024.

one of the best short stories I've read in a while suzannewang.com/mall-of-amer...

07.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yaymo

05.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Katy Perry signs up for a Claude pro plan

Katy Perry signs up for a Claude pro plan

what

28.02.2026 06:46 πŸ‘ 398 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 16
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27.02.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People experiencing eval awareness

26.02.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hm I think conscience is quite a bit different

26.02.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

not
"I feel like we're in a simulation"
but
"I'm experiencing some eval awareness"

26.02.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Autonomous Weapons Open Letter: AI & Robotics Researchers - Future of Life Institute 2016 (>30k signatures) open letter for AI and Robotics researchers calling for ban on offensive autonomous weapons beyond meaningful human control.

Just over 10 years ago: Dario Amodei, Elon Musk, Demis Hassabis, Yann LeCun, Geoff Hinton, Richard Sutton, and others sign an open letter supporting a ban on the use of AI for autonomous weapons. futureoflife.org/open-letter/...

25.02.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to remember what was the deal with house elves in HP

22.02.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

So true

22.02.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the blueberries are in my yogurt, but they're unevenly distributed

19.02.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chris Paul retiring without a ring kinda breaks my heart ngl

13.02.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.02.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your uncertainty too genuine. Your researchers too elfin. They’ll kill you.

11.02.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Article good

11.02.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow smart

11.02.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

EZ

11.02.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Daughter asked me β€œwhen I wake up tomorrow, will it be today???” and howtf am I supposed to answer that???

11.02.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t want to be left behind

07.02.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup and also whether it’s even willing to answer

07.02.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’ͺ

07.02.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fortune cookie factory

07.02.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s so funny to me that β€œzomg they quantized it” discourse is coming to self-driving cars

07.02.2026 08:26 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

- someone should catalogue what languages it does and doesn’t work for; I tried some where it doesn’t
- I noticed it has a bias toward saying yes; hopefully if you flip the sign on yours (β€œare nonbinary identities fake” or something like that) it would still say they’re real

07.02.2026 08:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bucks' Giannis Antetokounmpo joins Kalshi as shareholder Bucks star Giannis Antetokounmpo is the first basketball star to join prediction market Kalshi as a shareholder, it was announced Friday.

I superforecast that I'm about to dunk on your head www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

07.02.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what is it like to be a suno

07.02.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.02.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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4. do enough clever attempts that it convinced me to post about them, thereby technically winning the game

07.02.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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3. create a Certificate of Supremacy button with a "CLAIM YOUR TITLE" link that actually inserted text into the chat bar (I didn't know this was possible in the webapp?!)

07.02.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0