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The first time I don't skip songs. Every future time, its open season.

OH MAMA MIA! MAMA MIA!

You've been joking for so long, but this is the real Ralph Zarek. They never said his first name so that you'd think it was his brother Ral.

A cut off message from me saying "flexing less when not fully making contact w palate. ... I'm not sure how useful any of this is These words are definitely not in the bible." She sent back a laughing emote and "Gods I'm so fucking in love with you."

Guess we're fine.

A discord message from Sophia S. at 2 in the fucking morning. Why do we pronounce tarantula with a ch?

Girlfriend made the mistake of asking an autistic bitch a question about linguistics. She's now trapped here forever.

I have three DnD games to plan, best not to.

No don't make me buy itttt

Nah we call them bars too.

It'd be a hell of a drive to pick up Culvers in Renton.

No idea. Timesifter?

Impeccable taste. Probably my three favorite planeswalkers right there.

Damn how does it feel to always be so right?

I remember when it was first printed thinking that some creative text writer was Very proud of getting that name on a mono colored card.

That's not short form! It's fine. The point is that 2 minute videos should not have a damn preview.

I'm not going but I'm such a sucker for doubleton.

Also, pro tip, if you ever run a game for 7 year olds, use skittles or other snacks to represent spells slots or ability uses. It teaches them early not to hoard resources in games. (And also delayed gratification, if you want an actually practical application)

I'm shocked, SHOCKED!

Let know one tell you you need artistic talent, a printer, or minis to DM.

A crudely drawn battle map of a forest full of spider webs. The players are represented by tiny duck figurines. The spiders are red and purple skittles.

A crude battle map of a cottage in the woods. The players are tiny duck figurines. A hag is represented by a green skittle, a pixie is represented by a yellow skittle, and a spider outside is a red skittle.

You eat what you kill. (The spiders taste like artificial grape)

Panel one: Fritzi and Nancy are walking out of a movie with a very heterosexual looking poster, Nancy says "What a movie!" Panel two: Tight shot of Fritzi saying "Eh, I loked the book more." Panel three: Back to the wider shot, nancy has her hands in her pocket and is asking, "Really? Why?" Panel four: Tight shot of Fritzi again, replying, "Guess I just pictured the characters differently." A thought bubble shows us she's imaginging the same movie poster, but the male lead is replaced by Fritzi, wearing a top that exposes her lil tum.

Yeah, that's me.

The proto food. It's a drink because it doesn't cost mana, and drinking is less work than eating.

I've got big neurodivergent aunt energy.

This kid doesn't even understand the chops he has yet. I'm going to teach him our ways, and he will someday surpass me.

"If I [GM a game], I'm not gonna do an adventure the first time. I'm just gonna ask everyone what they wanna do, so I then can make all the adventures out of those!"
- My 7 YEAR OLD nephew, the chosen one, destined to be the masterest gamer in all the land, he who will free me from eternal GM hell

You're thinking

The worst part about being a flawless judge of character is that every time you decide to give someone the benefit of the doubt you absolutely get your shit wrecked.

Ran into a similar problem with my translation service for right wing political speeches.

Happy birthday. Hope it doesn't kill you.

Hold on... That actually sounds kinda nice?

A buncha internet funny people don't owe you takes on every bad world event.

We should make sure our people know we stand on fucking business - I DO think you're a coward trying to remaining neutral when there's children being bombed - but no amount of posting is gonna magically make things BETTER.