My boss is always trapping me a crystal then taking me back out then sticking me back in there 20 minutes later
31.10.2024 05:32
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My boss is always trapping me a crystal then taking me back out then sticking me back in there 20 minutes later
You're making a sandwich. Nice. You can eat two pieces of bread, or put other pieces of food between the slices for different stat boosts. Open the ITEMs menu to choose different meats and vegetables. Once you've mastered that, come talk to me about the CONDIMENTs system.
Black cats are not bad luck. If you see a black cat & something bad happens after, it's because you have bad vibes, dude. The worst vibes, pal. Rancid vibes, bro.
[coughing at this gym] sorry everyone I promise I'm not sick I'm just choking! Sorry!
(clearing my throat) I said I think itβs time for us to become powerful allies
Stop Looking At Election Polls. The Polls Only Exist To Make Your Mental Illnesses Worse
Laundry doesn't get enough credit for its role as a strategic clothing storage reserve
mcdonalds should be an even bigger part of every election in the country
liquid iv is move
They don't want us to know about Thick Mints. They think we can't be trusted with that kind of power.
bartender: we donβt allow giraffes in here sir
me: Iβm not a giraffe
bartender: I know Iβm just telling you
listen man i know you don't practice anymore but you can still abuse Adderall
don't tell my haters about my crazy balanced breakfast this morning
men in black robes surrounding a pyre subtitled confess you're a witch!
woman tied to a stair gleefully sticking out her tongue at her persecutors
'Valerie and Her Week of Wonders' (1970)
dir: Jaromil JireΕ‘ π½οΈ
ghosts are real and theyβre unionizing
You say you donβt have a gambling addiction. Yet every morning you get out of bed, risking everything.
imagine being the CEO of spirit halloween. you only work a single month a year and you make 10 billion dollars. your only job is sell skeleton. life is good.
and then some FUCKER from *Home Depot* says βletβs make one taller than god.β
[presenting my wife a can of lacroix braced on my forearm like a sommelier]
ominous crunching sounds in the woods, probably just deer sorting their recyclables
None of these emojis are really representative of my squalid lifestyle but whatever
...Sailor Moon S (1994)
...Patlabor (1989)
...Angel Cop (1989)
...Legend of the Galactic Heroes (1988)
...Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex (2002)
...Megazone 23 (1985)
