Carissa 💗💜💙

Piper when we adopted her vs now #glowup

If anybody’s planning on becoming a millionaire, now’s the time to open up a yarn and fabric shop that will replace Joann’s

So happy you’re on the up and up!

Yaaaayyy!!!

Some people just don’t like you, and the sooner you can release them, the better.

If you clench your fists and try to get them to change their mind, wreckage will follow.

Skrunkly

I’m talking about our household’s student loans. No forgiveness here

That’s so sweet of you ❤️

Remember when the government said they were going to pay off all of our student loans and I fell to my knees crying out of thankfulness and then they said actually we lied hahahahahahhahahaha

I just spent 4 months of my life interviewing with a company because they offered the opportunity for me to copywrite for big wellness brands, which is my goal.

They even sent me a job offer, but it was the craziest lowball I’ve ever seen. I negotiated with it, and they retracted the offer.

Nutella hot chocolate spiked with chocolate Bailey’s

Homemade strawberry mojitos are all I need

I live my life on raccoon hours yk

Bridget Jones, because I’d be referring to the character rather than the thing she possesses

I would NEVER say that to you, david

Because in most major styles (MLA, APA, Chicago), that’s the standard for a singular possessive name with an s at the end. There is controversy surrounding it though and some people have been taught the opposite

I used to think that God’s agenda was to get us to give up everything we love so thoroughly that I’d just give up things I loved that were fine just to show my devotion. I never officially did lent bc we were Baptist, I’d just be like “God, I’m giving up makeup and my favorite TV shows for you”

I’VE ARRIVED!!!!!

FYI music is just a THEORY.

TV episode idea: a girl finds out her bf is cheating from his watched movies on letterboxd

One of my favorite parts of living in an introverted family is when we come back from a public errand and immediately all split to opposite sides of the house

These are all the lesbian Christmas movies I’ve been recommended! (I already have seen and loved Happiest Season.) Can’t wait to see which wins!

I was surprised that it works but it does 😂

every time I crochet, Piper wants to lay on my work, so I swap her a yarn ball to cuddle.

I’ve been wanting to check that one out!!

What shows have been your favorites lately? Make sure not to miss my threads on my recent movie and podcast reviews and recommendations! (17/17)

-Shameless: Still my favorite show, will continue to be my favorite show. Hilarious, relatable, dark, sweet, heartbreaking, inspiring, never runs out of plot elements. The Gallaghers are family to me ❤️ (16/

-Over the Garden Wall: a yearly fall watch. Potatoes and molasses is just so cute I can’t stand it. Such good and wholesome vibes.

I’m gonna get myself in trouble saying it gets a little too action genre for me at times, but idk I just like the cute parts most. (15/

-Modern Family: I mean, what a classic to rewatch. This show more closely reflects my experiences with complicated family dynamics than other shows that try harder at it, does that make sense? It’s funny, sweet, and light— kind of like Full House for my adult self. (14/

-Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story: I am not really a true crime girly, but I occasionally binge the most popular titles. I liked the way this show navigated questions like, is revenge justified, is trauma an excuse and for whom, what does justice look like, etc. (13/