See, we're all good. Nothing to worry about. *Sigh*
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Ceart34 is sure glad he hid all those eggs so well last Easter. Time to gather them up and sell them at a HUGE profit!
After 250 years, English is declared the official language of the USA... by the President whom is least able to speak English himself.
Ceart33 is only a third of the man he used to be.
Ceart32 couldn't have guessed that it would only take a month to set the US onto the path that led to the fall of the USSR.
Sure, let's bring skynet online, it's time.
www.livescience.com/technology/c...
Ceart31 wants to know if learning Russian with his family would be a fun pasttime.
Ok,ok. It may not be true but I can't be the only one to wish it was.
Ceart30 would like to have a word with President F-Elon. You know how you claimed that Taylor Swift was booed because MAGA doesn't forgive? As usual, you're clueless. She was booed by Eagles fans because to them she represents the Chiefs. It was the Super Bowl, you twit. Sports trumped politics.
Ceart29 is tired. So, so tired.
Started playing Civ VII yesterday. Somehow it seems that destroying a civilization in that game takes longer than it is taking Trump to do so in real life.
Ceart28 never asked to be part of a novel that crosses Idiocracy, 1984, The Handmaid's, Fahrenheit 451, et. al. but here we are.
I thought I was done with social media. But dammit, the real world convinced me otherwise. After over a year away, I'm back. Let's see how bluesky has failed over that time.
Ceart27 once was lost but now is found. I'm back, baby.
Lab to IV bag for those of us who'd rather not go out for dinner.
That's exactly how I feel?
Sheh. So flum that you don't mimp the glem. Never took you for a druppy belb.
Ceart26 would stand under rainspouts during thunderstorms.
The world needs a Weird A.I. Yankovic immediately.
Ceart25 has not been indicted alongside the former POTUS. Yet.
I wish I could add myself to this list.
I did NOT approve this.
I hate when I get little sleep. My brain feels like it is being ravaged by a tornado. Before I can really focus on one thought five others have been thrown in front of it.
"PROTECT FAMILY BONDS"?
If you are concerned that your kids may be hiding things from you it seems like you've never developed family bonds in the first place.
Ceart24 would like a word. "Jehoshaphat", specifically.
Ceart23 never called it a comeback.
Mark Meadows mugshot
Quite extraordinary that the wife of a sitting Supreme Court justice relentlessly lobbied Meadows to commit the alleged crimes that landed him in jail today.
How do we go about making this his official White House portrait?