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Sarah Scarnato

@srahlady

Always learning. The horrors persist, yet I remain silly. She/her/hers

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At Cabaret yesterday, Cliff said his line “…if you’re not against all this then you’re for it. Or you might as well be”. The audience interrupted the scene to applaud that line so strongly it stopped the show. Doing a show about the onset of fascism right now is. . . chilling.

09.02.2025 17:23 👍 7520 🔁 1815 💬 89 📌 62
A selfie featuring me on the right and our new dog, Remy, on the left. Remy is a brindle boxer. He has brown ears and markings around his eyes, while his muzzle and belly are white. Remy’s right jowl is also stuck slightly in his lip, giving him a goofy expression.

A selfie featuring me on the right and our new dog, Remy, on the left. Remy is a brindle boxer. He has brown ears and markings around his eyes, while his muzzle and belly are white. Remy’s right jowl is also stuck slightly in his lip, giving him a goofy expression.

Remy, our brindle boxer, lying on his side on our couch. He has brindle coloring (brown and black, reminiscent of marble) on his head, ears, back, and forelegs. His lower legs are white, as are his muzzle and belly. Here, he’s cuddled up next to my husband John’s legs and lap.

Remy, our brindle boxer, lying on his side on our couch. He has brindle coloring (brown and black, reminiscent of marble) on his head, ears, back, and forelegs. His lower legs are white, as are his muzzle and belly. Here, he’s cuddled up next to my husband John’s legs and lap.

A side view of Remy’s face, tongue out or in “blep” mode

A side view of Remy’s face, tongue out or in “blep” mode

Another view of Remy on the couch. This time, his head and back are cuddled up against me in the foreground. John is on the other side of the couch, and Remy has his leg on his legs.

Another view of Remy on the couch. This time, his head and back are cuddled up against me in the foreground. John is on the other side of the couch, and Remy has his leg on his legs.

We added a new family member! This is Remy, a one-year-old boxer. He is very smart, but also quite silly and derpy, so he’s settling in beautifully with our family ❤️

04.02.2025 14:15 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Take more walks. Eat less garbage. Drink enough water.

Quit hanging out with people you secretly hate.

The best time to start a project was a year ago. The second best time is right now.

Quit letting other people dictate your self worth.

Love your inner goblin.

30.01.2025 17:22 👍 27 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

Sorry I didn’t see this sooner. Thank you for this ❤️

22.01.2025 14:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve been off work the past five days. Now I get to play the games of “Lets catch up on email” and “Wait, how do I do this again?” 🤣

21.01.2025 13:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kiddo is getting his braces re-wired this morning. He always charms everyone at the office by showing off how much he knows. Today, he’s talking about homophones and giving lots of examples. I’m always impressed by how well he handles himself.

20.01.2025 13:58 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A crocheted triceratops doll. The body, head, arms, and horns are all a medium blue, while the footpads and frill are pink.

A crocheted triceratops doll. The body, head, arms, and horns are all a medium blue, while the footpads and frill are pink.

A side view of the triceratops doll to show off the blue tail

A side view of the triceratops doll to show off the blue tail

I finished making my sister’s birthday present, and I’m rather proud at how it turned out ❤️

18.01.2025 18:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Damn you, lettuce! Why do you want to be in my NOSE?!”
—a sentence I said just now

17.01.2025 17:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A hand holding a partially solved Rubik’s cube. The two sides facing the viewer are mostly red and blue, and the top face is all yellow. However, it is not completely solved.

A hand holding a partially solved Rubik’s cube. The two sides facing the viewer are mostly red and blue, and the top face is all yellow. However, it is not completely solved.

Thomas has been fascinated by Rubik’s cubes since age 4. We have several in our house, and I can reliably solve them up to this point - the first and second layers are solved, and the yellow side solved. I can never remember the next steps, though, without guidance. Maybe someday that will change.

16.01.2025 22:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn’t read this properly at first and was like “Earring Chips Ahoy? These look more like rainbow Doritos to me…” Then I reread and it clicked. 🤣❤️

Lovely work, as always, Hillary

13.01.2025 23:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A journal page with the months of January and February filled out. There are linework designs surrounding both months. January’s design is in light blue and uses straight lines of varying directions. February’s design is in light purple with concentric wave patterns in different directions.

A journal page with the months of January and February filled out. There are linework designs surrounding both months. January’s design is in light blue and uses straight lines of varying directions. February’s design is in light purple with concentric wave patterns in different directions.

I did some adulting today. I called doctors to verify upcoming appointments and update insurance information. And I finished this calendar page in my journal. It feels good to cross things off a list.

10.01.2025 18:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Taco Rain (Level 2 Conjuration)

Classes who access this spell: Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard

Casting Time: 1 Action

Range: 20 foot radius burst within 30 feet

Components: Verbal, Somatic, and Material. The Material component is a small sculpture of a taco worth 20 gold

Duration: Concentration, up to 1 minute

Description: For the duration, a steady rain of hard or soft shell tacos falls from the sky. Enemy creatures in the area take one d6 bludgeoning damage plus one d6 psychic damage from not being able to enjoy the tacos.
Friendly creatures in the area may use their Bonus Action to catch and eat a taco, regaining one d6 hit points and advantage on their next saving throw, from the deliciousness of the tacos.

At Higher Levels: This spell may be cast using a higher level spell slot, increasing the dice by one d6 per spell level of the slot used to cast the spell.

Taco Rain (Level 2 Conjuration) Classes who access this spell: Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard Casting Time: 1 Action Range: 20 foot radius burst within 30 feet Components: Verbal, Somatic, and Material. The Material component is a small sculpture of a taco worth 20 gold Duration: Concentration, up to 1 minute Description: For the duration, a steady rain of hard or soft shell tacos falls from the sky. Enemy creatures in the area take one d6 bludgeoning damage plus one d6 psychic damage from not being able to enjoy the tacos. Friendly creatures in the area may use their Bonus Action to catch and eat a taco, regaining one d6 hit points and advantage on their next saving throw, from the deliciousness of the tacos. At Higher Levels: This spell may be cast using a higher level spell slot, increasing the dice by one d6 per spell level of the slot used to cast the spell.

My friend created the spell! Now the kiddo (and I) want more Mexican-food-themed spells…

09.01.2025 18:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The completed blanket draped over a desk. It now has a thick, white border around the entire thing

The completed blanket draped over a desk. It now has a thick, white border around the entire thing

Update: C’est fini

08.01.2025 21:48 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
A black-and-white crocheted granny square blanket. The blanket is 5x5 squares, and the patterns feature multiple black and white patterns.

A black-and-white crocheted granny square blanket. The blanket is 5x5 squares, and the patterns feature multiple black and white patterns.

Gotta add a border, and then this blanket is done.

08.01.2025 01:15 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Nailed it

07.01.2025 19:47 👍 3695 🔁 1115 💬 89 📌 47
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three stick figures are standing in a grassy field and one has the number 0 on its face Alt: three stick figures are standing in a grassy field as tacos rain down from the sky

My child wants there to be some D&D spell that causes tacos to rain from the sky and deal damage to enemy characters. I say it should be a Bard spell.

05.01.2025 18:49 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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@johnnys.bsky.social made a delicious dinner - leftover prime rib sliced thin, sautéed peppers, onion marmalade, and shredded mozz all on French bread. I feel spoiled ❤️

04.01.2025 23:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A page of a dotted journal featuring hand-drawn calendars for January & February 2025. January’s outline and text are written in light blue, and February’s outline and text are written in light purple. Outside the calendar boxes, on the bottom right corner, concentric arcs & squiggly lines decorate the page in the same color purple.

A page of a dotted journal featuring hand-drawn calendars for January & February 2025. January’s outline and text are written in light blue, and February’s outline and text are written in light purple. Outside the calendar boxes, on the bottom right corner, concentric arcs & squiggly lines decorate the page in the same color purple.

Journaling and doodling.

I like how it’s turning out so far.

03.01.2025 19:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today, I intend to continue working on
—following the TikTok accounts I enjoy on other social media platforms
—documenting things from TikTok that won’t transfer to another platform
—Basically making sure I won’t be missing anything after 1/20/2025, just in case

03.01.2025 15:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A box containing neon-colored Jenga pieces. The title of the game is “Happy Hour Chug of War!”

A box containing neon-colored Jenga pieces. The title of the game is “Happy Hour Chug of War!”

My mother-in-law bought our eight-year-old a new Jenga tower game! Except she didn’t pay attention to the title…

25.12.2024 17:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Characters from the movie Miss Congeniality where the host asks one of the beauty pageant contestants to describe her perfect date, and she takes the question a little too literally

Characters from the movie Miss Congeniality where the host asks one of the beauty pageant contestants to describe her perfect date, and she takes the question a little too literally

Sometimes, I make customers (and myself) laugh.

A customer called in requesting to turn their TV services off until April 25th, to which I responded, “Oh, the perfect date!”

I then explained the quote. The wife knew it right away, but both of them (and I) got a chuckle out of it.

21.12.2024 17:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The cover cover to Superman Smashes The Klan by Gene Luen Yang and Gurihiru

The cover cover to Superman Smashes The Klan by Gene Luen Yang and Gurihiru

BTW, SUPERMAN SMASHES THE KLAN is a great last minute gift idea for someone who is new to comics and/or Superman.

19.12.2024 18:21 👍 1024 🔁 322 💬 21 📌 17

Anna makes the loveliest things. Please, if you can, support her shop ❤️

17.12.2024 16:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s been a minute, Bluesky.

I wasn’t interacting much on here for a while, but since the TikTok ban in the US will probably happen, many folks are coming over. So I thought I’d give this app another try.

So, hi! I’m Sarah. I hope everyone is doing well this fine mid-December day ❤️

17.12.2024 15:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I turn my head and he runs to the other end of the store. Folks behind us *bust out* laughing, and I pay for my items. I explained he’d just had ice cream, hence the “zoomies.” Thomas came back, and we took our items and left.

Everyone was thoroughly entertained, and I hope y’all were, too. 🤣❤️

25.05.2024 02:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Folks chuckled, and the person at the counter remarked what a good job he did. He then said “And THIS is my dramatic exit!”

And he points and yells, “WHAT’S THAT?!”

25.05.2024 02:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It has been a minute since we’ve shared a Diary of Kiddo post, but tonight was funny.

He and I had just finished eating some ice cream, and we were waiting in line at Sheetz. When it was our turn, he made a leap from his spot to the counter. He grinned and said, “THAT was my dramatic entrance!”

25.05.2024 02:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Me, facing the camera and looking alarmed, since my forehead and face are quite red with sunburn

Me, facing the camera and looking alarmed, since my forehead and face are quite red with sunburn

Me again, still sunburned and looking to the side because I’m cringey sometimes

Me again, still sunburned and looking to the side because I’m cringey sometimes

I… uh… may have gotten some sun this weekend…

Please don’t forget your sunscreen, folks

20.05.2024 13:21 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A close-up of a green leaf with a small, red ladybug crawling on it

A close-up of a green leaf with a small, red ladybug crawling on it

Kiddo got excited that there was a ladybug on our tree, so he took this picture ❤️🐞

07.05.2024 19:03 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0