I’m watching Neighbors, and Ms Joanne is going in on this white man and I am loving every single second of it. You have humiliated me, made money off me, and now you want to be friends?
A tortoise. I move when I want, and look very unbothered.
I need some Robitussin.
People eat squirrel and rabbit…calm the fuck down.
Every Top 20 Coca-Cola countdown week my grandma said he was high as hell.
The worst holiday for a birthday is Mother’s Day. I’d take Christmas.
I haven’t played Cities Skylines in a minute...today is a good day to do so.
It is so adorable and chill. Check it out!
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“I’m broke.“🧍🏾♂️
These KDramas have me screaming. Bitch what do you mean I ate your son, and if luck came to my door it has the wrong address?!
Gintama doesn’t have subtitles on Netflix? PASS.
You gotta believe!
Yes.
No.
HE IS THIRTY?! JESUS!
Take my old ass to bed.
Keep ya head up Billy Idol!
Why is he is so close to a college stealing condoms? Put that nigga on a list.
I got this nigga taking the bus to the health department. It’s out of hand.
Like I have a college freshman, and junior. This is the wildest shit.
Like am I too old for this conversation? What is happening?
Grown ass hand all in the fish bowl…
Condoms from the health dep…
Nigga, did you just graduate high school?
Hourglass sounds fun
Aye. Y’all gone leave Billy Idol and his one crack a day to keep the hair-ron away alone…😂
Why do I need a Rockstar account to play RDR 2? I paid my two bits! Give me my damn game!
What do you mean Winnie the Pooh is the one singing this jam?
I got some on accident once.
Eggs are awful.
I done accidentally nibbled up all the leftover salmon, and used 5 forks while doing so.
I’m going to bed.
