Here’s your first trial. Today, you can pick one of two activities for this afternoon:
1. Wear big kid clothes & write an essay on the inventory & transportation logistics of the global supply chain.
2. Wear a diaper & baby clothes & practice your animal noises 🐑 🦆 🐖 🐈 🐕 🐮
Shh, no need to panic. It must have startled you quite a bit to wake up in the middle of an unfamiliar nursery! You’ll stay here until I consider you cured. Yes, all these diaper stacks are for you since you’re going to live as a baby from now on. This is non-negotiable
Nice to meet you, I’ll be your therapist so welcome to my office. I will cure your anxiety through my.. methods. Your referral form says you have childish tendencies. Let’s get to the root of that. It starts by starting over. Lay down on this diaper change table & stare at the floating mobile 🌀
You’re not a big kid, so you can stop pretending to be an adult. You still have little pee & poopy accidents in your diapers. You’re also a little on the immature side.. the brattiness is real. You’re a baby & need me to take care of you. You’ll call me Daddy from now on
Alright alright, I’ll stop calling you “baby”. You got it. From now on, I’ll call you my “Poopy Princess Pampers Pants” 👸
Also, it’s not lost on me that all I do on here is thirst trap / thirst tweet AbDl content and sometimes like to engage in playful banter with people. But boundaries still need to exist and I’m still a human being behind all the stuff I post. If you think I’m “asking for it” spare me that take
99.5% of the time it’s guys doing it. I support lgbt and will always do my best to be a good ally. But I’m straight and am not into men at all beyond a regular friendship/camaraderie. This is exactly why I don’t attend conventions or community events anymore. Not many genuine connections out there..
It’s becoming enough of a problem that it merits a post: For the love of god, stop sending me unsolicited nudes / pictures of yourself in your diapers to my DMs and/or replies. I will block you. Take the time to form a bond with someone first before sharing things like that…
It’s essential that you have several spare diapers handy in your diaper bag. This is in case you have a few poopy accidents in a row. Or if you have a friend who is nervous about holding it or lack of potties available. It’s proper AbDl etiquette to offer spare diapers to others
Are you wearing diapers today? It’s my hope that you’ll choose to diaper up. If you’re choosing big kid undies still… I’ll see if I can up your hypnosis & drugs… I mean *cough* excuse me! I mean umm yes I’m sure you may change your mind in the near future. You never know when you’ll have an accident
I am late to discovering this, but I’m really glad that the “diapermess” dot com domain is back up and running! It must have been down for five years or so. One of the very few sites to focus on messing. Especially early on when the site first launched
You seem to really enjoy diaper change time don’t you? I see your eyes rolling back in your head as I wipe you slowly. Making sure you’re very clean. I’ll take my time.. and right as you’re about to cum then that’s when the diaper is taped on. No cummies for the baby! 😈
I need some relief, so I’ll be fucking my girlfriend upstairs for awhile. Be good! You need relief too? You want Daddy inside of you sooo bad? Too bad! Let me double check your chastity device is locked. Then it’s thick diapers & stuffed animals for you. You’re too young for sex!
I could let you use the potty, but then I’m having to sit you on the potty every hour since you can barely hold it. Sometimes nothing even comes out! Lay down so I can diaper you. This will be easier for everyone. And if you have to go, you will use your diaper just like a baby
Who am I? I’m your caregiver silly! Didn’t your partner tell you how they hired me as part of your diaper training? Since you’re enrolled in the program, you are not allowed to change your own diapers unless you show some serious growth & maturity! Let’s start with a diaper check!
You’re wondering why everything in your room is pink? And why your clothes have been replaced with stacks of diapers & dresses? Well, I’ve always wanted a baby girl. A girly girl! Let’s put these ruffle butt panties on over your diaper & see if it sticks out beneath your dress. Too cute!
You’re “not a baby”? Well, that’s news to me. You have the cognitive capabilities of an infant. You unknowingly soaked your diaper while playing along with Miss Rachel. Last time I checked only babies do that. You’re practically the biggest baby on the block
Have the diapers helped with your productivity? You can’t figure out our tax return? Oh, it’s worse than I thought. Umm, no worries baby. You can work on your ABCs with Miss Rachel. And here is a pacifier to calm down. I’ll take care of the taxes. You’ll call me Daddy from now on
You seem to be really stressed out & have a whirlwind of things to sort out in your mind. Let’s get you in a diaper. That way you won’t have to bother with the restroom. One less thing to worry about! So you can focus on other things. I’ll check & change your diapers too. No more worries!
That’s not a virus on your phone & PC. It’s a feature! You don’t get to goon to vanilla porn anymore. No, no, no! No more pussy or ding dongs. Just diapers & baby things. You only finish in your diapers to diapers. Courtesy of this Pampers patch that censors big kid things! Yay!
Can’t wait for the big game tonight! What? No, you won't be joining us. You're going to be watching Barney in your playroom w/ the babies. Be good! I'll be with my new girlfriend upstairs (who may be your new mommy soon). I'll change your diaper if it's a blowout (the game or your diaper) 😆
You need to learn to appreciate your diapers. Put on a pair of panties. Drink a big glass of water every hour for 4 hours. Hold in your pee. I better not see a single drop of wetness in those panties! Stacks of diapers will be left out in the open. You will long for those diapers
I thought the “Cutie Baby” indica would be a fun thing for you to try on a lazy Friday. I swear I had *no* idea the drugs would be this potent! I’m afraid you’re going to have the mind of an infant for at least a day or two. Let’s get this diaper on you… you clearly need my help
Hot date tonight! Not you. You used to be my partner, but now you’re a little diaper baby staying at home with the babysitter. Tonight is the night where I may go to her place & we’re going to be fucking for several hours at a minimum. So be good for the babysitter until I’m home
Your pee accidents are out of control. Remember when you peed your pants in the middle of the store? Hm? No, you can’t give me the “that was 22 years ago” excuse. Or your “I was 2 years old” excuse. If it happened then, it could happen now. Take off your pants so I can diaper you
Look at you! All grown up & in your 20s! *sigh* it all happens way too fast. Feels like it was only yesterday I was babysitting you. You were soo cute crinkling around in your diapers. I still have your baby photos on my fridge! I miss those times so much. Wait, I have an idea…
“But everyone can see it”
No darling, nobody is going to know you’re wearing a diaper unless they take a good look at your pants or if they’re within earshot to hear the crinkling. Otherwise they’ll just think you have some extra junk in the trunk which is a *good* thing. You look great!
Remember: “It takes lots of baby steps to get your baby back”.
From first pacifier usage… preferring to play with her stuffed animal friends 🧸 … involuntary drooling… all the way to her first public accident (which finally gets the thicker diapers in her room)! Baby. Steps.
So you’re ready to convert your girlfriend into your adorable little diaper baby. Don’t get too excited! Start small & take your time. Leave an adult sized pacifier out & say it’s for her just in case she needs it. Expect resistance. Praise her immediately if she tries the binkie
You have a point in that I could put a pad in your undies or put you in Pull-Ups since you’ve had silly thoughts lately that you’re a big kid now. But I’ve decided that it’s easier if we keep you in diapers sweetie. Like a good baby. Surely you want to be a good baby for me?
