Unfortunately I was with the boss, but the temptation was strong

I was there yesterday for work. The fuzz made everyone stop at this big crossroads of two corridors, just to allow one of the Lords dicks in his stupid fancy dress costume to take his own sweet time walking across, as if he was Kim Jong Un

I like the extras and commentaries on the box set

*Heads to DVD box set

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Proper 90s Citeh vibes about Tottingham at the minute
Big shame, gutted…

Popped into the William Hills at Euston to catch a bit of Cheltenham before my train home. The people watching was off the scale, like walking into a lost episode of Minder. Grizzled, half pissed old Landaners wandering up yapping to any random fucker, brilliant stuff

Was that him? Proper bad 80s Hasselhof trim?

Who was that big Croatian lump who had a great start at Everton? All first touch finish goals? Then turned shite?

A bit like Amr Zaki and his amazing first half of the season at Wigan, before he left his club-paid house like a crack den?

Wondering if Thiago is the real deal or one of them jobbers

“The arsenal” freaks also still processing why an easier draw for them is somehow proof that Citeh are paying off the league

Fat = flavour
All chefs know this. Fillet is for rubes

The lovely Hannah Fry’s final AI doc coming up, about the lad who whacked that healthcare parasite

Biden to Trump

Who meeds the middle east when the Wool Wars are in full swing
I saw that neo-Nazi ex jailbird who runs Bangor City grappling with rozzers and getting nicked the other day

Ribeye is the chef’s favourite cut. One for the connoisseurs

Dear me, that poor girl

Would be ace pay per view

Jesus, so the staff were in on it? Something tells me that won’t be a one off

Kidnap them both to a shed on the moors, let the grandchildren of Andrew Sachs do what they want

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Chinese break away?

They walk their own road, fair play
Manchester used to have clubs for each subculture back in the day, all gone now

The Jack Irish stuff starring Guy Pearce on the 4 app is great but fuck me the accents are turned up to 11

They’re just Goths with a metalwork O’level

‘The emperor’s new Big Coat’

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Monday Club assemble!

Baton twirlers vs Riverdancers

Some spot

Yea please. Not been there since the Clive Allen cup tie