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Andrew Menotti

@cesarini

Attorney in Southern California, licensed in CA & NV, specializing in Premises Liability. bilingรผe ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ, aspiring polyglot (๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท). Obama 2012 Campaign alum. Opinions expressed personal, are not legal advice, and do not form an attorney client relationship.

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A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz. 

SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE!
WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG

$1,000,000 PRIZE!

A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz. SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE! WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG $1,000,000 PRIZE!

11.03.2026 18:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3154 ๐Ÿ” 666 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46 ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
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How Trump and His Advisers Miscalculated Iranโ€™s Response to War

NEW: Before the Iran War, Trump ignored warnings that Iran could retaliate across the region and stop oil shipments. Now, with energy markets in chaos, some aides are pessimistic about the lack of a strategy to end the war. But they haven't told Trump. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/03/10/u...

11.03.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1542 ๐Ÿ” 599 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 125 ๐Ÿ“Œ 152
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Whatโ€™s going on with Ben Shapiroโ€™s eyebrows? "Gender affirming eyebrow enlargement."

what www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

11.03.2026 02:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 116 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz

10.03.2026 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2810 ๐Ÿ” 364 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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KENNEDY: You said, 'Republicans think can troll their way to ethnic cleansing.' Did I read that correctly?

BIER: DHS tweeted for 100m deportations. That would be ethnic cleansing!

K: You don't think it's hyperbolic?

B: I think advocating 100m deportations is ethnic cleansing. Yes. Your time is up

10.03.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 7063 ๐Ÿ” 1694 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 587 ๐Ÿ“Œ 517
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Receipts:

10.03.2026 18:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3167 ๐Ÿ” 430 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 98 ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Once I convinced a vegan that the earlier we killed animals, the more humane it was bc they were in captivity less, so veal was actually MORE ethical.

Donโ€™t be like that. And donโ€™t be like Jesse, whose commitment to โ€œDemocrats/the USA always suck(s)โ€ has led him to โ€œmass death is good, actually.โ€

10.03.2026 01:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump administration starts to panic over rapidly rising oil costs | CNN Politics While senior Trump aides had anticipated some brief surge in oil prices in the first days of the war with Iran, the size and sustainability of the market reaction caught them off guard.

Trump canโ€™t chicken out on this one. And Iran said it isnโ€™t interested in a ceasefire, which makes sense since we killed Khomeini and they have to display a show of force to appease the hardliners and the fanatics.

10.03.2026 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Shouldnโ€™t Brendan Carr be launching an FCC probe of Fox Broadcasting Co.?

So how about it, Mr. Chairman? Why not launch a probe to find out whether Foxโ€™s editing issue was โ€œinadvertent,โ€ as they claim โ€” or, as certainly seems possible given the networkโ€™s record, โ€œan intentional effort to mislead the American peopleโ€?

www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/sho...

09.03.2026 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1071 ๐Ÿ” 247 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I panic bought 500 gallons today, itโ€™s only going to be more expensive tomorrow, DO NOT WAIT.

09.03.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 161 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

There's a code of conduct that says remove your cap when the national anthem is played in a stadium so one sure as hell removes it when honoring fallen soldiers.

08.03.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 8144 ๐Ÿ” 1504 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 444 ๐Ÿ“Œ 76
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Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday

08.03.2026 13:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 12971 ๐Ÿ” 4913 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 923 ๐Ÿ“Œ 694

Iโ€™ll print up some โ€œI did that!โ€ Stickers with der Orangefรผhrer on it.

08.03.2026 05:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely. The Iranians will accept his chickening out now that he killed their political and spiritual leader. This is a takesies backsies situation.

08.03.2026 05:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha allegedly it got better, 7 years later. Never finished it

08.03.2026 01:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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At Largest ICE Detention Camp, Staff Bet on Detainee Suicides, AP Reports Camp East Montana has received several 911 calls in the span of five months about immigrants trying to harm themselves.

Staff at the nationโ€™s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.

07.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 9304 ๐Ÿ” 6068 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 608 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1539

But what did George AI say tho, did you listen so I donโ€™t have to?

05.03.2026 01:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The abysmal conditions are by design. Theyโ€™re not inadvertent, or neglect, or incompetence, or lack of funding, or a private prison trying to make a profit. The Trump administration wants to make people voluntarily agree to leave the country bc the conditions in their concentration camps are so bad.

04.03.2026 19:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sheโ€™s awesome. They both seem great. I hope she does something in politics.

04.03.2026 19:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I last talked to some of my GOP friends who strangely loved Polymarket in 2024 (probably bc at the time it showed Trump winning the election) they couldnโ€™t or pretended not to understand that it was not in any way a reliable predictor of voter sentiment and rather just dudes betting.

04.03.2026 15:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like... no, you're not "projecting" or "calling" races, Polymarket. You're showing people the current betting line and misrepresenting it as something more than that.

04.03.2026 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 861 ๐Ÿ” 66 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

This is obviously ripe for abuse. Canโ€™t speak for SF, but LA is notorious for overtime being the bulk of some sheriffโ€™s, police officerโ€™s, and firefighterโ€™s pay. Top earners are usually supervisors, like sergeants, and fire captains and can make $500,000+, I kid you not.

04.03.2026 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tired of this fake news baloney from Aaron Rupar. President Trump is constantly necking. President Trump has a rash on his neck because heโ€™s constantly working and necking, all day every day.

04.03.2026 00:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t believe Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Vice President J.D. Vance didnโ€™t order more security at this US consulate. Shocking.

03.03.2026 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why didnโ€™t Rubio order more security at the US Consulate?!

03.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow. I mean it unfortunately speaks to how fucked up ICE is, but yeah, very promising in such dark times. Voter turnout among the GOP could be depressed or some may vote against Republicans.

03.03.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do that. Brad Landers seems like a great guy from everything Iโ€™ve seen.

Voting/primary challenges/public pressure are effective methods of obtaining political power. Not voting is a very poor method of obtaining political power. We should focus on effective methods which seem to have worked

03.03.2026 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But you know what will work even better? Not voting unless Goldman adopts your preferred policy positions.

Just kidding. Letโ€™s try to focus on doing things that work, like this!

03.03.2026 07:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lot of people epically failed to accept the basic reality that the 2024 election was an election with huge moral stakes and a clear right and wrong answer (for a wide range of reasons). They now are twisting themselves into knots to protect themselves from accepting that moral failing.

03.03.2026 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1783 ๐Ÿ” 408 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

look, I've heard people claim that Al Gore would have invaded Iraq and that Hilary Clinton would have put anti-abortion justices on the Supreme Court. 'the imaginary version of the Democrats in my head' is always going to win for some people really committed to the 'both parties are the same' crap.

03.03.2026 04:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1222 ๐Ÿ” 206 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6