Jazz

Is everyone on this site now?

I slept to 2pm today. My sleep schedule is fucked. It’s probably sandwich time now.

What’s up?

Hello, this is the kiss and cuddle hotline. All of our hair strokers are busy right now, can I put you on hold?

Just watched Kiki’s delivery service for the first time. 10/10 very cute. Also RIP Phil Hartman

hello bluesky 👋

This is obviously a thinly veiled assault on trans people. But to take it seriously for a moment: if in loco parentis is taken to this interpretive extreme then free speech is functionally dead.

Conservatives, liberals, anyone who cares about our constitutional rights, has a duty to oppose this.

It’s Mochi time.

the one thing, above all, I’d suggest to the newskies:

be kind

block and mute the shitheads, don’t engage them if at all possible, and just… treat people with respect

we have a real chance to build a better culture, let’s take it

I’m going to try to write a post for my substack tomorrow. It’s long over due.

Hello world