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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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About time he manned up.

11.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Listen, Amazon. I just want to watch my sexy space show with sexy space people (and sometimes Muppets) as I fall asleep. Giving me Melania jump-scare ads as I start to drift off is NOT fucking cool.

11.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a picture of a baby yoda that says more espresso less depress Alt: a picture of a baby yoda that says more espresso less depress
11.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's the American way!

11.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a skeletor with the words laughs in evil below him Alt: a cartoon of a skeletor with the words laughs in evil below him
11.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with long hair and a beard is smiling and saying thank you . Alt: a man with long hair and a beard is smiling and saying thank you .
11.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ERRYBODY GETTING BEANED UP!

11.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GET THAT MAN SOME ESPRESSO

11.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Get all the way fucked, Smoltz.

11.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is standing next to a gravestone that says here lies beavis he never scored Alt: a cartoon character is standing next to a gravestone that says here lies beavis he never scored

This, but the Union "offense"

11.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MONICA. WHERE?

11.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, hey. It's my better half being an absolute babe.

Sweet.

11.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The Union won't win this game but they *might* sell Jovan Lukić for $3.5m to, like, Cruz Azul afterwards. And that's the type of victory ownership craves.

10.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Seen It Marty GIF ALT: Seen It Marty GIF

3 Union players on top of the ball in the midfield and not one of them coming away with it?

10.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure this will be fine for the Union.

10.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MOAR SCHWARBOMBS FOR MEEEEEE

10.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pennsylvania lawmaker proposes β€˜The Golden Girls Law’ (WHTM)– A Pennsylvania lawmaker is proposing β€œThe Golden Girls law,” legislation inspired by the hit 1980s TV series. The legislation, proposed by Sen. Nikil Saval (D-1), would &#…

Someone is talking about finally killing the no sorority house/anti-brothel law?

www.abc27.com/pennsylvania...

10.03.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Go Birds

09.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Creed is also the most Philly film in the Rocky universe.

09.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats!

09.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The naming of Ayatollah Khamemei today ensures that the majority of GOP senators will continue to think the exact same guy has been running Iran since 1979

08.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 1613 πŸ” 205 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 6
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a public telephone sign and says `` my man '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a public telephone sign and says `` my man '' .
09.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Israel has weapons of ass production

09.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to amend my answer.

bsky.app/profile/wing...

08.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Friends, I just took some cans to the recycling bin AND IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUT.

I literally stood there for 30 seconds to watch the colors of the sunset.

Wow.

08.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

You get it.

08.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I fell asleep on the couch watching baseball and woke up just in time to start thinking about making dinner.

08.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 14319 πŸ” 4296 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 42