first thing i’m doing when i get in my humvee for ww3:
hey siri, play fetty wap trap queen
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first thing i’m doing when i get in my humvee for ww3:
hey siri, play fetty wap trap queen
smart
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what perks are you taking with you to iran
lmao i hope i’m not too far off then
arby’s ceo fucks beef and cheddar sandwich to prove he loves his food more than the macdonald’s ceo loves his food
3:27 everyone have a great day, remember to wash your ass, drink some water, death to capitalism, you’re doing great, and ily
i barely like the people i know. i can’t even imagine making a stranger my whole personality
three guys standing outside behind a makeshift counter with signs saying gas for sale “unledd 4.49, premiem 4.89, deasel 4.80”
me when gas hits 5 bucks a gallon
requesting a read receipt in 2026? ok mr surveillance state
mogging flolly
when vito was trying to put in a day of real work and tried not to look at his watch i felt that
sick duster
listen i hate it here, but gotta take a L here
fox needs to be shooting FTs at practice all week long lol
oh you’re “giving me 7 minutes back” now that this unnecessary meeting is over? maybe i’ll cure cancer thanks. fuck you
thanks for the reminder 🫶 i’m gonna do it
is it too late to give up for lent or w/e
i’m mailing lil punch a glock what’s the address for that zoo
a white beer label with the name “hoegaarden”
finally found out where your mom was born
a white beer label with the name “hoegaarden”
finally found out where your mom was born
that’s it. time to start self-undiagnosing
4 reposts and 20 likes the weed number
perfection
“ew you let your cats on the counter”
buddy i’d let them k*ll you if they wanted
kid rock looks like the guy they hire to come in after and wipe down the loads
A$AP Rocky’s government name is as soon as possible rocky balboa
bought the one with ads and it’s all palantir and he gets us jesus commercials. gonna get a second job between commercials
oh shit handle and bio checks out. we did it folks
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yeah i crunched the numbers and it seems sound
for every 4 hours you sleep, you gain 5 hours of energy. i’m not a sleep doctor, but i’m pretty sure this math checks out