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The USA suxxxxx.

Source: Am American

12.03.2026 14:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Juan Soto launches his 2nd HR of the WBC

12.03.2026 00:18 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 3

Plenty to go around! If you're new to #MetsSky, hit me up!

12.03.2026 00:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

These dudes are absolutely glazing Aaron Nola...he's mid. #MetsSky

12.03.2026 00:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nope 😂

12.03.2026 00:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mickey is an all-time "this fuckin guy"

11.03.2026 22:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FYI, Fanatics has a crazy sale going on right now. Just got Alonso (I know I know) city connect jerseys for me and my daughter for like $50. #MetsSky

11.03.2026 22:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Where was Max Fried? How about Carlos Rodon?

11.03.2026 21:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me, at church (twice a year):

11.03.2026 13:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Todd Frazier

11.03.2026 07:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The true Captain America 🫡
#MetsSky

11.03.2026 07:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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So American it hurts.

11.03.2026 07:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nasty nasty stuff, maybe just don't hang it

11.03.2026 01:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.03.2026 01:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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McLean in the first inning was the filthiest thing Italy has seen since Rochelle Rochelle #MetsSky #WBC

11.03.2026 01:15 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I feel the same way about tauchman, and he will bring a veteran presence to the team.

But with the surplus we have and the youngsters not far off, he could be a nice chip to cash in.

10.03.2026 18:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Great problem, nice to have some trade bait (pache, tauchman etc)

10.03.2026 18:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Guys, we have so many fucking outfielders. #MetsSky

10.03.2026 17:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is the insufferable Paul Skenes patriotism talk more annoying than the Zachary Levi commercial?

10.03.2026 00:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If Skenes loved his country more than anything in the world, he wouldn't be pitching in the MLB. Enough with this bullshit lmao

10.03.2026 00:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And the only thing haters will talk about is the home run he gave up on the first pitch of his first appearance of spring training.

10.03.2026 00:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Skenes is such a fraud I can't stand him.

10.03.2026 00:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The announcers kept referring to it as a "run differential" but the math was a litttttle more complex than runs for minus runs against.

09.03.2026 13:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This is unnecessarily confusing.

09.03.2026 13:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think we missed our boat for anything substantial in return. Probably should have traded him for LuBob when we had the chance.

09.03.2026 11:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

His hit scored the go-ahead run, not the winning one. The sentiment remains the same. Fuck Chase Utley forever. #MetsSky

09.03.2026 11:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ruben Tejada had the game winning hit for Panama last night. Chase Utley? He was at home being a fucking bitch. #MetsSky

09.03.2026 10:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hell yeah, Mark. You officially have a batting average (.100) this tournament. #MetsSky

09.03.2026 00:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hope he reads this and hits a 515 foot home run this inning, but Vientos is fucking COOKED. #MetsSky

09.03.2026 00:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hold up, didn't Korea already play today?

08.03.2026 03:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0