Izzy👑

Gonna need a bra soon

How I tell my gay friends happy birthday

I’m just a chill hoe

#islandgyal

I will! For part of it

When I come to Japan next year

( . Y . )

🧘🏾‍♂️

How it feels seeing a timeline without
“Are you going 50/50”
“Who sits in the front seat your mom or wife”
“If your man left his wallet at home would you pay”
“Men would you let your girl wear this”

#blacksky

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Me in Michael B Jordan’s DMs the moment we get a messaging feature on here

So what do we call a posts on this app?

Clouds?

Whoever is using Bluesky as Grindr just know youre sick!

Edible finally kicked in

Yes 🙌

Need to take more pictures of myself outside the gym I swear I have a life

Crop top cutie

I bring this vibe to the function

You weren’t even close when I did live in Texas 😭

When is the Theo James lookalike contest

#gym

Imagine being mad at me and the whole time I’m just-

This could be us but you live far asf

Good morning bizarro twitter 💙

Gotta make sure I spread my humor to both apps now

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The ladies at Panda Express have stopped asking me to verify my identity when I go to pick up my online order

You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?!

Same tbh

Can’t wait for the clout chasers to start copying & pasting hit tweets here