I’m addicted to quoting 80s song lyrics. Might as well face it.
10.03.2026 22:43
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Now I am become Death, destroyer of worlds, and this is my wife, Patti.
11.03.2026 01:49
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To be fair, I was distracted, disillusioned, and disassociated before this administration
10.03.2026 17:20
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I am going to do some screaming now. Join in if you can.
10.03.2026 22:02
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Subterranean Homesick Blueskees
10.03.2026 21:19
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why did we even domesticate peeves
10.03.2026 15:00
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I've heard that too, poor guy. I think it was in a book called "Why a Duck?" 🥸😆
10.03.2026 19:44
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Yes I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity.
(I know, there were four, but Zeppo was always kind of an also ran)
10.03.2026 14:55
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i used ai to train my dogs and they formed a military junta
09.03.2026 11:30
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This is how I access Bluesky
09.03.2026 12:08
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the government tells us to pretend that an hour of time just disappeared and we blindly obey
09.03.2026 00:03
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I dunno, living behind a brick wall in somebody's basement sounds kind of relaxing.
08.03.2026 15:58
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LIFE HACK: If you put that lost hour in a sealable bag in the freezer, it will keep for up to six months.
08.03.2026 23:12
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* Pick up a bottle from ocean, reads message*
All of our message writers are busy helping other bottle finders. Please stay on the beach for the next available bottle.
08.03.2026 14:23
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Share or QTP your favorite surreality
08.03.2026 13:36
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A jar of Fly By Jing Chili Crisp
Yes! I use the Chinese variant on ... everything.
08.03.2026 13:18
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Yes!
08.03.2026 13:12
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"Have you seen the dog bowl?" "No, is he good?"
07.03.2026 01:43
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It's valid to tell people "I have plans" if your plans are to sit on your couch. That's a type of plans
07.03.2026 02:12
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👩❤️💋👨 😆
07.03.2026 05:00
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Aww, a romcom!
07.03.2026 04:44
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😹
07.03.2026 04:15
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me, opening my junk drawer: *sees 30 year cable charger that i haven’t used in 29 years*
also me: don’t throw it out you might need it
05.03.2026 20:55
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The Moon is up there all the time you know.
06.03.2026 05:44
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I once killed a man with one of my shitposts. That’s why I’ve been reluctant to get back in the game.
06.03.2026 05:51
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How I feel when someone blocks me.
06.03.2026 08:08
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Pretty glad I watched Fallout. I think it's prepped me for the future after a thermonuclear war.
Thinking I'll stay out of the vaults and be a ghoul. That seems like the right maneuver
04.03.2026 17:21
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wondering if a passport is required to relocate to pluto
04.03.2026 20:29
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