Cymballine, the White Zin Wench

Does a hook come in from offstage and yank her?

I guess I'm supposed to be relieved that Noem was fired, but my first reaction is that a woman was expendable. This isn't getting better yet.

Oof, I've heard Shingles is painful enough to want to invade another country.

Well in that case, I guess we have to go with a, "live like Elvis" joke instead.

Were you allowed to grab a Red Bull on the way out?

I mean... they're right there.

Maybe this is why I watch shows set in the 1930s/40s...

Are they wearing jeans and drinking whole milk, too?

Bingeing "All Creatures Great and Small" on PBS Masterpiece like the middle aged woman I am.

NGL Nazgul is an amazing name for a dog.

Does she not do matinees? Because I prefer those anyway and even more so without her.

I think $95 is the most I've ever paid.

I just tuned in. Yikes!

Are we great yet?

How about now?

Or now?

Thanks. I was a little afraid it would be too much of an escalation.

Age verification?
I SAW THE CHALLENGER BLOW UP ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.

*Inhales*
*Exhales*
*Inhales*
🔊 THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!

Timeline cleanse: Teenage crush

This literally made me LOL.

I know it's not difficult, and probably rather inexpensive, but having your name as your domain is quite the flex IMO.

I was just on Threads and there's a convo about unhinged funeral music choices. My 1st thought was this movie! You Can't Always Get What You Want by the Rolling Stones, played on the organ in the church.

Can her first punishment be that she has to appear without hair/makeup? She wields her glam like armor.

"A Republic, madam, if you can keep it."

Boy, we've let Ben down.

STORY TIME!
I don't usually watch movies alone, but I happened upon that movie one afternoon.
About halfway through, my father in law calls me to say he's stopping by in a few minutes to drop something off. As I hang up, I think, "he's driving in THIS?!"
I guess I got really caught up in it.

When The Levee Breaks feat. John Paul Jones | Playing For Change | Song Around The World YouTube video by Playing For Change

The dam is breaking. It takes millions of raindrops to make a deluge, and every drop matters.
The power of the people will never be defeated!
youtu.be/LH0-WXUFY2k?...