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Here's me, not having guilt, just atoning all over the place because I'm not guilty, not I

And for all that money it's only better than Hamnet and F1

"Honey, my text didn't lie about who I was with, I was just livening up the prose."

maybe it was a big file

Work your way through that textbook and next thing you know your math will be on an art book!

8-bit color at minimum

It's a new class of Ticonderoga pencil

A mother of two making $29,000 sure as shit knows how to budget her fucking money. This dude doesn't know how to budget anything other than hush money for Senate pages.

These billionaire dipshits. The trick is to live within walking distance of Wegmans, Safeway, Giant, Aldi AND Walmart so that you're right no matter what you say groceries cost.

...put your hand down, Aileen Cannon

If I were understaffed, I wouldn't think I'd have the manpower to spare on fabricating all new quotes, I'd probably use existing quotes

"I spoke to this one young man who said to me, 'Yes, homes, my baby mother is back at the barrio getting dope on fly, I need fo rizzly help on janking this checkout piece'"

on about 100mg of K

What the fuck is a "juice jar"? Does she mean a "bottle of juice"?

I regret to inform you that those fraudsters at Bookshop.org are grossly overcharging for your book about fraud.

(Google scraped their banner tallying $ raised for local bookstores.)

The text hyperlink works, the embedded one includes "film" in the URL for some reason and does not (for me at least)

The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣

I sometimes wonder if he thinks Hormuz and Hormel are the same thing

they're calling them the worst if-elif-elif conditional statements in python history

Help transferring a thumb drive? Is he 97 years old?

If there’s such a thing as non-Euclidean time, it’s this week.

“Coming out of my cage”

Remember that they don’t distinguish between women as adults and as children. In one direction for adultifying underage girls for sex, in the other direction for infantilizing adult, mature, successful women to discredit and dismiss them (see eg treatment of AOC)

mm hmm "some kids" sure did that

Whoa

My fastest click since the Phantom Menace trailer

Yeah but they do it so brownly

I hear you. I’m 45 and I find myself doing this from time to time. I was *just* this morning browsing used late 90s and early 00s games on Goodwill. Not many, but a few PS and reissued PS CDs, like the Final Fantasy collections.

Or game recognizing game