Marc Johnson

A friend posted this on the “other” place. If you’re still on it, you should follow him.

Good bye, rules-based international order, hello Fourth Turning 🤷‍♂️

plus ça change 😏

How embarrassing

🎶 Every picture tells a story, don't it 🎵

Hey does anyone remember the War Powers Act? Asking for a friend

John Fetterman is the John Kennedy of Joe Manchins

woof

If 🍊 wants to end the war but 🇮🇱 doesn’t, things could get awkward quickly 😬

1. If he believes this, he's even dumber than I imagined and should be fired.
2. If he doesn't believe this but comes out and says they can be trusted, something altogether more sinister is going on.

I legit don't know which one it is. Occam's Razor suggests he really is that stupid.

fingers crossed! I'm rooting for injuries

Be as dedicated to your work as the late ayatollah’s social media team 😂

What if the real war on Iran was just the friends we made along the way

As I say, the enemy gets a vote whether we like it or not

the Middle East is home to a shit ton of important US interests, including embassies, military installations, major multinational businesses, and several rather key allies -- the Iranians will have a vote as to whether or not the "war" is over

imagine what the stock market does when it finds out the war isn't over after all 😂

That’s part of why it’s so bonkers 😂

Ah, I see, we’ll just tell those [checks notes] THREE CARRIER STRIKE GROUPS to head on home, nothing left to do here

That last bullet point suggests he will be very amenable to negotiation

There’s a little something for everyone in this impressivley researched spy-vs-spy piece by @zachsdorfman.bsky.social archive.is/QwS3c

Witless! Bluesky needs an edit button 🤬

Witkess Witkoff, as Russia continues doing it…

TIL that 🍊 and Bill Clinton are the same age 😂😭

Sounds kinda like a horse in a hospital 🐴

so much winning 🫠

Why are we unsanctioning Russian oil when we have plenty in the Strategic Petroleum Reserve?

Oh...

unfreezing sanctions on 🇷🇺 because our attack on 🇮🇷 has resulted in there being less 🛢️ is the kind of galaxy-brained decision that people who can't be bothered to plan ahead make when they discover that they've unintentionally made shit go sideways, jfc

I don’t know why this itself isn’t a scandal — Biden pardoned fewer people (by half!) in 4 years than 🍊 has in his FIRST year! t.co/rR2YH0O7py