Ayatollah Assahola (@moosebigelow)

Hubba hubba amirite ladies?

12.03.2026 08:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

12.03.2026 04:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Kentucky fried movie

12.03.2026 03:02 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bareback riding? I should call her.

12.03.2026 01:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

12.03.2026 01:39 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alton Brown

12.03.2026 01:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm only lukewarm but you can add me

12.03.2026 01:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"A piece of Venezuela, a piece of Iran..."

12.03.2026 01:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nm I figured out what was wrong. Lol at dolphin pilot

11.03.2026 23:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm blocked

11.03.2026 23:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This⬇️. I am here for the story being told and not some 69 star match deemed great by some newsletter slapd*ck.

11.03.2026 22:51 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Over 900 requests already for Pulido to perform

11.03.2026 18:03 👍 191 🔁 37 💬 4 📌 0

He was tossed from a helicopter

11.03.2026 19:29 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm sorry

11.03.2026 18:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Going on jeopardy and responding "Where are the low-key thicc Latinas?" until Ken just ignores me when I ring in .

11.03.2026 13:24 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I don't know about the jacket but it looks like doing a shot of espresso, slamming down the cup and then two kisses

11.03.2026 06:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm sure it's just Ken telling stories about all the puss he crushed during his winning streak

11.03.2026 05:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me, a Tacoma 4 when I ask out a Bellevue 7

11.03.2026 05:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m not the step-father, but the father who stepped up while the biological father did stepbacks

11.03.2026 04:28 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

No hustle either, Skip

11.03.2026 04:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would have subbed in Cal Raleigh in such a clutch situation, Skip

11.03.2026 04:19 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a baseball player wearing a red white and blue uniform with the word dominican on it ALT: a baseball player wearing a red white and blue uniform with the word dominican on it

Me, the rest of the wbc

11.03.2026 04:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The outcome of this game confirmed my proors

11.03.2026 04:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pete Crow Armstrong they're saying

11.03.2026 04:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My pop-punk cover band that wears the jerseys of journeyman NBA players is called Svi First and the Timme Timmes

11.03.2026 04:05 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

I'm rooting for Dominican Republic anyway but USA losing is almost as good

11.03.2026 04:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yours or someone else's?

11.03.2026 03:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

11.03.2026 03:38 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ian , ask Tony to let you have a dog for Ring of Honor. You can call it ruh roh

11.03.2026 03:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you see this, post a robot

11.03.2026 02:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

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