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A white woman really just called me, “Slime” on Hinge, I’m about to delete this mf app

People in my apartment garage are wildin’ out here

I’m glad I’m not the only person who be checking on other peoples status on Teams like this lmao

I wanna adopt her so bad

Her name is Roami! Should I just make this a thread of pics I have of her?

Good morninggg y’all!! Heres pics of the cute cat in my neighborhood to start y’all day

He was definitely the little kid on the playground who would tattle tale on other kids after he started some shit and it didn’t go his way

I blame the mfs who send them money, got these people thinking everyone can be a lick

That’s so tragic men sending money to strangers on the internet were tricked

Gotta let the ladies and gents know I’m out here

Being pretty and funny means even when you aren’t funny imma be laughing till my jaw sideways anyway lmao

Somewhere at a barbershop in the U.S. some dude is saying this with full conviction

Tamia really had some hits, I swear So Into You gotta be one of the best RnB tracks to ever be released

So Into You - Tamia

Dark chocolate that’s 80% or higher actually tastes better than all other chocolates, don’t @ me

Imma hold a J cause I wanna be different

Maui ☀️☀️ #blacksky

Me when my white coworker shows me a meme from 2015 on their phone an think imma laugh

The way I recently got into a lil debate with someone I was being intimate with cause I said there’s no way I’d ever listen to Drake, the weekend, Brent Faiyaz etc during sex cause those niggas have no idea how to actually talk about sex and are distracting asf to hear

Playing Drake during sex is the biggest turn off, I ain’t tryna hear that man pretending like he sexy 😭

Was at the LA Wax Museum on Monday, tell me why these mfs said this was Kevin Hart lmao

I was at a Badu concert last night and these niggas was playing Truffle Butter, like don’t nobody wanna hear Drake rn we tryna get spiritual!

Wing stop taste like you chewing salt on a stick

Nah that shit is hilarious I love the open endedness

Lmao first thing I thought was, “why Bernie Sanders do allathat?”

Someone take me back to Honolulu please 😭 I need a 5 year minimum vacation here

Hope his ass go broke and a black company buys Twitter an cleans that shit up

Weed and reality TV is fr the best way to decompress, just be high laughing at all the petty drama

He think he running a sims simulation instead of a country