Michael

Imagine having Bruce Springsteen AND Billy Bragg release songs about how much you fucking suck and how much the people fighting you rule you within the same 48 hours

Do your part and share with your community. If you see ICE agents, tell everyone. Do your part to slow them down. Prove your ideals work in practice as well as in theory

Shame

I was just at a comedy show and the guy next to me says "wow, he's really funny" and his buddy goes "yeah, but that's only because it's his job." I'm going to be thinking about this comment a lot

My favorite thing to do with time off is nothing and then when it's over I go oh no I've done nothing

My Top Albums Of 2025

Adam Sandler accidentally bought too many sugar packets
*Slow acoustic guitar strums. Woman belts* "Take my tears and that's not nearly all. Tainted love"

Coming soon to Netflix "Sugar Rush"

Happy to brighten someone's day in any way I can

Oreo

First air fryer recipe

Heard there was some gentile holiday today

Don we now our cishet apparel

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More eats

me when I see others discovering the joy of Masayoshi Takanaka

Food lately

In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.

She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.

So I confronted him.

Which country will win the World Series: Canada, or Japan

The Seahawks are not prepared for the psychological weight they are carrying right now lol.

Nirvana the drink

love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this

The ocean looking pretty sweet

Watch what you post

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

Bri: we need to unload our shares before then.
Vincent: I’m on it
Bri: Be discreet
Vincent: of course.
Bri: oh my god. Did you see Michael’s hat?
Vincent: Oh fuck. Ha ha.
Bri: he looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.
Vincent: what the hell even is it?

The caption says it's Willow Creek Jasper, but it looks like meat and pickles and onions and sauce on a flatbread

I'm sorry, but I need you to see this rock that looks like a sandwich that I just found on Instagram.