Chode of Chode Hall

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A boy and his boner, monochrome edition

#mcm

Lying in bed, wanking my hard cock

Nothing like waking up in your own bed after a few days away

#morningwood

I’m getting a haircut tomorrow so if that’s what the law says then watch this space!

Thank you! I can’t take much credit, that’s just how it is!

I mean it’s so shiny, got to appreciate all the polishing it must have gone through

Is it still #fcf ? As though I really need an excuse to show off my bellend 😬

Aithníonn ciaróg ciaróg eile

Neighing is optional but gobbling is not (as long as you consider a turkey a valid farm animal)

I’ll probably leave off the quacking tbh

I have a whole farm’s worth of noises to make while I’m pulling off those pants

Moooo 🥵

I mean I don’t have to shower right away if you have an alternative in mind

A little (well, not that little, excuse me) pre-shower #fcf

I’m glad I skipped lunch in that case 🤤

Banishing the Sunday scaries one stroke at a time

Well if that’s what the doctor recommends! 🥵

And can I take this medication orally?

Cock

The precum is flowing.

#gay #gayirish #cock #nsfw

Well, when you stay ready you don’t have to get ready

Already on my knees!

🤤

The day is young

A fat cock for fcf? Groundbreaking

Another fat cock Friday is upon us and yet sadly no one is upon my fat cock

#fcf

I would like to bury my nose in your pubes please 🙋🏻‍♂️

I feel like that in general a lot of sci-fi authors have a fairly realistic view of where our current shitty trajectory is taking us!

I hate how my favourite alien movie has become a cultural touchstone for fascists who Do Not Get It 💀

Yeah, afraid of Neil Patrick Harris in jackboots and I don’t blame her!

If they are truly your friends they will suck it up and listen to it on 1.5x speed because they love you

Repurposing this as an #fcf post because hey! it’s a fat cock