Jonno

Thank you @lennyhenryofficial.bsky.social for the opportunity to play the vet in this evening’s performance of Every Brilliant Thing. What a great show, on the nail.

There must be a word for the baseline anxiety you feel when you go to an event with an shirt from a charity shop and you wonder if someone will say, "I used to have that shirt."

I have started saying “bonkers” a lot recently and I don’t know why

I definitely want to do yoga at some point. It’s a stretch target.

From a Frenchman no less

Spent some time wondering if underthinking is a thing.

Them: "Hi, are you Fabio?"
Me: "Would you like me to be?"
Them: "Depends on the price."

This makes me very happy

Come armageddon we are going to be ok for oat milk

A metaphor about time is an allusion

I thought we had rats in the walls but in fact it was the robovac humping the cat bowl upstairs #modernproblems

"Harvest now, decrypt later" - good post-quantum tagline from IDC's Joël Stradling

That thing where you think: I haven’t had a decent cup of tea for at least a day.

For @bezza.bsky.social

OH: “Obviously, you don’t want to be governed by technology all your life, but…”

Absurdity, like a falling leaf
To be appreciated
A moment in time

^^^not a haiku

Think yourselves lucky you didn’t get yesterday’s

This morning’s earworm. The Flood by Take That. You’re welcome.

There’s no better way to start your day than by dropping your toothbrush in the cat litter

Catkins don’t care about world politics.

The Man Who Thinks He Can Live Forever Bryan Johnson's Quest For Immortality

I am later to the party but this is a lovely piece of writing by @charlottealter.bsky.social time.com/6315607/brya...

I may have also remarked about why all Premier Inn rooms have a noisy bathroom fan. That clearly must have been planned, it can't be coincidence.

Surely.

Quick summary - comfy bed, quiet, hot water

I wrote a post about what I liked about Premier Inn and it wouldn't upload due to Wifi bandwidth. So I guess that's the other side of the story.

Turns out the new @stevenwilsonhq.bsky.social album is really quite good.

Dump run booked. Already winning.

Autocorrect doesn’t understand Latin

Me and Liz eating a picnic.

Me: Do you think when U2 wrote I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For, they were talking about the second tangerine?

Liz: More likely your glasses.

Morning. Continuing the medieval theme.