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and to every earnest dork who tries to say "the American people want to get back to normal" in 2027-2029, you can honestly and ethically say "I think the American people want Content, dawg" and keep asking for impeachments and truth commissions and new Pecora commissions, etc.

12.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kimmel Goes Nuclear on Newsmax Host for Trying to Get Him Fired β€œHow does this not embarrass them?” Kimmel asked of the network.

It would be cool if prominent figures and journalists aggressively called out right wing propagandists instead of routinely leaving the task to late night comedians and satirists

12.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 1417 πŸ” 307 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 3

thinking about the rumor that the only reason Mojtaba's mother made it to the hospital (albeit to die 2 days later from wounds) is because he personally performed CPR on her

12.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 392 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

i think jamelle bouie is where i got this point from (though its obviously not unique to him): trump doesnt escape consequences so much as the institutions designed to impose consequences refuse to penalize him. this is absolutely not the same thing. hes not magic, people are just lazy and stupid.

12.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 803 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 3

Just unreal. We are about to endure a COVID-level economic disruption with no end in sight.

11.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The drum that really need to get beaten is that the single biggest blocking point for Iran breaking out was that the supreme leader was sincerely religiously opposed to nuclear weapons, which is why we, very smartly (/s) blew him up

11.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 499 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

Not just this, his kid who replaced him has the exact opposite view

The old man didn’t want nukes, Jr absolutely does (and now has a damn good argument for building them). Absolute idiocy

11.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

"Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was.

Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid."

11.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 769 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 7

a-fucking-men.

11.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they won’t, but i will, prepare to say your goodbyes to the gavel, you bastards

11.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

Incompetent fascist fuckery finding out.

Maximalist demands, surprise war, assassination of religious supreme leader, & stated goals of regime change & unconditional surrender by USA along with USA/Israeli bombing choices…

…does not encourage iranian restraint.

EXACTLY the opposite.

11.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Do I Have the Right to Film ICE? Despite government attacks against protesters and the press, documenting interactions with law enforcement and federal agents is protected by the First Amendment. Here’s what you need to know.

Yes.

ICE agents don't get to carve out a First Amendment exception for themselves.

11.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 3196 πŸ” 1269 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 33

The thing you never stop hearing about the Dem elite β€” that their messaging on certain issues was captured by a noisy sliver of the population who don’t talk like normal people β€” is all that’s happening to the entirety of elite gop, admin and otherwise β€” comms and policymakers

11.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 1415 πŸ” 246 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 5

Per the Bible, Jesus specifically identified himself with the poor, the people others turn away (and he suggested you likely go to hell if u do that), and those in prisons

11.03.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 1981 πŸ” 205 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 15

The intensity of the conservative religious response to Talarico is interesting, partly because, again, his theology isn't really new.

It *is* unusual for a white, Southern male mainliner to make his liberal Christianity so central to his campaign that his *slogan is a Bible reference,* but…

11.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 249 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

today:
- UAE is apparently out of / heavily rationing interceptors
- one container ship and two oil tankers hit in the gulf west of hormuz

excellent gambit, sir,

11.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 201 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 10

Don’t forget that the port of Oman is just on fire

11.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 421 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

get used to it, buddy, this is what you (figuratively, idk about this specific farmer) voted for

11.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 622 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 2

TWO??

11.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 247 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1

This is my nightmare scenario. They are oil tankers. Every single one is a Valdez-level eco disaster waiting to happen, and now they're at risk of getting blown the fuck up.

11.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, and look, here's that class action suit! That anyone with half a brain would have seen coming! From, like, a million miles away!

Just because you work in tech doesn't mean you're smart.

11.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 1671 πŸ” 312 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 11

it really is unfortunately this simple - we elected the stupidest narcissists absolutely convinced that they could just go and "assert warfighter dominance" or whatever, those pussy liberals didn't wanna FIGHT!!!, and are just now shocked that the enemy gets a vote too

11.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 1871 πŸ” 322 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 7

sdfgaslkjtgkjwasetruikytwaetkjgshadklfytgaskuetglkwsehbtg

11.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Logging off.

Had to drink this evening to cope with mining the fucking strait of hormuz. I cannot believe I am going to lose my job because of this orange piece of shit.

Fuck everyone who vote for him for fucking ever.

10.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The other reason that I think Iran does not currently want an agreement is that Mojtaba watched his dad, mom, wife, sister, and at least one child die in front of him in the initial airstrikes.

The dude (already more radical than his father) does not want a peace deal, he wants revenge.

10.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 304 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 12

Boy I sure am glad we don't have a bunch of military bases in the Persian Gulf that rely on ships traveling through the Strait of Hormuz for resupply.

10.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 273 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

the last ship to be a sunk by a mine in the north sea was Marmara in... 1960... 15 years after the end of hostilities

10.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 247 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Fun to sit here in my break room, watching literally dozens of trucks drive by on the regular, and wonder how many of them will still have jobs in a month. Myself very much included.

10.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

USCENTCOM’s entire reason for existence for the last forty years has been to prevent exactly THIS ONE THING from happening

and yet

10.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 729 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 2

Iran has begun laying mines in the Strait of Hormuz, the world’s most important energy chokepoint that carries about one-fifth of all crude oil, according to two people familiar with US intelligence reporting on the issue.

10.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 624 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 83