Ryan

Cheese graters

@jjvincent.bsky.social which shoap?

Interesting thought experiment. What if they were to start paying taxes too? Could really help the economy perhaps.

Otherwise known as the Freddo Delusion…can’t be 10p forever mate, sorry

Reporting you to the Bluesky Humour Taskforce for understanding a joke. First strike buddy.

Weird how you left of the story you were wearing your Super Mario outfit.

Where do you stand on Men in Black? Is the song better than the movie, or are they equally excellent?

You’ve obviously never been to the North of England on a Saturday night during winter. Not inconsistent at all.

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Haha, yes! I assume all the biologists in the franchise had the same shitty lecturer at university…”yeah, it’s cool, just get your face right up to the specimen, nice and close like” “only 2 type of people wear gloves, murderers and perverts”

Since Prometheus, I now assume the natural state of this universe is everyone is a bit thick, and bad at their jobs. Once you keep that in mind it all makes sense. Ripley has been the only smart person.

It all started to fall apart once Will Ferrell started making unfunny movies.

2 minor improvements….1) Native Americans looked amazing, should have had a bigger role as vampire hunters. 2) instead of twins it should have been brothers, elder brother being Jamie Foxx.

Hufflepuff clearly should have been custard filling.

Interesting, never knew that.

Ian Hislop? I had never heard that before, can you give more detail?

I was joking too….*Inception*

We love it when you refer to us as the non-highly educated professionals, it’s why we can’t keep away from the place.

Our local council now refuses to replace the often stolen street signs for Slag Lane.

I took a German colleague to Franco Manca in London and he said it’s the greatest pizza he’s ever eaten. I told him it’s not even the best pizza on this street.

I’ve walked up and down the canal for hundreds of miles, it’s really nice these days. I would happily contribute £ for a life size version of this photo somewhere!

We need strong male role-model father figures back

Looking good! But it’s because they see you everyday, it’s gradual. You need to find someone who hasn’t seen you for a while.

Incredible! Well done. It’s fun when you bump into people you haven’t seen for months and they do a double take. Also not having a mini heart attack when you walk upstairs is also neat.

But in seriousness, congrats on losing the weight! it's a very hard thing to do. How much are you down? I dropped 25kg once, feels great once it's done.

You arent a true Warhammer fan if people are willing to sit next to you on public transport.

Camping was a US remake of a Julia Davis series. The UK version is great, might still be on Now TV.

Radical? Lowering bills, reducing rents, increasing breasts

Melancholic is off the mark…I would accept plodding or lack-lustre.