So it looks like Trump has illegally declared war on Iran and assassinated its leader and blown up a girl's school in an attempt to distract the world from the Epstein files.
When Iran strikes back who will MAGA blame for the American lives lost? Iran or their own cult leader?
28.02.2026 20:57
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Dear microSD card manufacturers, you can stop packaging the microSD to full sized SD card adapters in with your microSD cards… they’ve been out for over 20 years, we all have adapters or card readers with a microSD slot by now.
19.02.2026 15:56
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Police in England gave former Prince Andrew a present for his 66th birthday. Some shiny metal bracelets that have a small chain connecting them.
Hopefully other police departments in other countries are inspired to give other friends of Epstein similar bracelets. They fit small hands too FYI.
19.02.2026 12:42
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It’s down to 6% now
31.01.2026 15:03
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I’m glad that Pierre Poilievre won his leadership review and will remain the Conservative Party leader. It means that the Liberals will continue winning elections because Canada has overwhelmingly decided that Poilievre sucks.
31.01.2026 15:01
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You don’t know how glad I am that the Liberals won the election and we have Carney as our PM and not Poilievre.
20.01.2026 20:20
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Agreed, all of MAGA can fuck right off. However if they keep things going the way they have been they’ll find out what happens when Canada switches from “I’m Sorry” mode to “You’ll Be Sorry” mode. There’s a reason we call it the Geneva Checklist.
20.01.2026 20:08
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OECD puts Canada at the top of the list. Which list are you looking at?
19.01.2026 22:30
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So Disney+ hemorrhaged subscribers after pulling Kimmel off the air, and then they decide to jack the rates?
Yeah that’ll bring those customers back.
25.09.2025 01:28
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Canceled my Disney+ today because ABC did @jimmykimmel.com dirty
Hit them in the wallet.
18.09.2025 02:57
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Driving pet peeve: when it's raining and the fastest of the slow wiper settings is too slow, but the next click of the stalk is too fast
30.06.2025 21:59
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Earlier this week, my AC was on for over 24 hours straight and my house was still 32C (90F) inside. Today I need a sweater... WTF?
26.06.2025 23:13
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12.06.2025 23:41
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I'm pretty sure @hamiltonpolice.bsky.social could solve the city's budget issues by spending an afternoon on Eastport Dr near the lift bridge... People treat it like an 80 zone as soon as they turn left off of Lakeshore and cross into #HamOnt
30.05.2025 01:28
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Volunteering as a parent chaperone for a school choir trip to sing Oh Canada at the local professional sports ball game.
I’m amazed that more teachers don’t have massive drinking problems
13.05.2025 14:39
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Somehow you have to sell them on something like we have up here. Your freedom of expression extends right up to where it starts to infringe on other people’s freedoms of life, liberty, & security of person. So hate speech & the like is outlawed here. You can still be a racist shitbag but on the DL
05.05.2025 17:03
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They would have to be careful to not have it spinned by the right “the radical woke left wants to cancel the 1st amendment so they can police your thoughts and indoctrinate your kids with their antifa DEI woke ideology”
05.05.2025 13:32
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I’m a racist shitbag, and the platform I bought to allow racist shitbags be racist shitbags turned me into a bigger racist shitbag, and the people who aren’t racist shitbags stopped buying my poorly assembled cars
05.05.2025 12:01
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I thought it peaked with the remix of Hank Hill not knowing what a jpeg was and just wanting a picture of a got dang hot dog.
03.05.2025 13:01
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Alberta First Nations issue cease and desist order against Danielle Smith's attempt to create a national unity crisis. Alberta is on treaty lands.
Those treaties were signed 30 years before Alberta became a province.
01.05.2025 12:44
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Or sell them to their rich buddies for pennies on the dollar 😡
01.05.2025 17:56
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I do honestly have to thank Donald Trump, as it was his threats on Canadian sovereignty that tanked the Conservatives, I’m just sorry that decent Americans are caught in the crossfire.
01.05.2025 14:31
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The federal Cons like to blame the federal Libs for many things that are the provinces’ responsibility (most of which have Con governments), but if Carney can get the economy going like he’s expected to, that will shut them up. He’s got an economics PhD from Oxford so I am hopeful.
01.05.2025 14:29
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It was closer than many of us would like to admit my friend. The Cons still got 41.3% of the popular vote (up 7.5% from 2021). The Libs managed to get 43.7% (up 11.1%). The election decimated smaller parties whose voters went for one of the big 2 to either try to help PP or to try blocking him
01.05.2025 14:19
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He said that a member of parliament should be restricted to 2 terms, he was in office for 21 years. That’s more than 2 terms Skippy.
Let’s see if he does the honourable thing and resign as party leader instead of kicking someone out of their seat
30.04.2025 15:19
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Ford wants Carney to win for two reasons.
1) if PP wins he loses his Liberal scapegoat.
2) he doesn’t want Trump to fuck over the citizens of Ontario, because he wants to do it himself.
28.04.2025 13:43
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Today is the day people, I don’t care how the predictions were showing a Liberal majority, those predictions don’t mean shit if you don’t get off your ass and vote
#elbowsup #never51st
28.04.2025 05:11
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Did JD Vance kill the Pope? The Pope was fine yesterday and today he died.
Was it because JD started acting inappropriately towards the Pope's furniture and His Holiness asked JD to stop?
21.04.2025 16:07
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