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Hatsune Mike

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I’ve seen hell. And it’s editing a 10 minute video of yourself demoing a product and having to come to terms with β€œdo I really sound that faggy?”

10.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I went here and everyone said they’ve never heard of you

08.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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07.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 281 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 6
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07.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Did you even think about Yonkers this tax year queen

07.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

this joke is literally for no one but myself whose vocal stim is the key and peele continental breakfast skit

05.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I love flying intercontinental with you

05.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

04.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 13069 πŸ” 2709 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 86
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Audio ads could soon be a part of your daily commute on the NYC subway system Do we really need more noise?

Looking forward to the eventual MTA Pro+ subscription model where I can ride private cars without ads

04.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 4202 πŸ” 1263 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 21
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daft punk is playing at MY house

01.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gay body dysmorphia be damned. I want to be bigger but I don’t want to look bloated bigger

28.02.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Could absolutely fuck up a tray of Andes after dinner mints right now I’ll tell you what

28.02.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As we go on, we remember
we go on we remember
go on remember
go on
goon

28.02.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pokemon Winds and Wave trailer

28.02.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we clock the tea we think we deserve

28.02.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kyary!!!!

28.02.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And yet none of them are on Star Trek

27.02.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rhinoplasty, buccal fat removal, brow lift, forehead Botox, and submental liposuction

27.02.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A YouTube preview image showing the stern of RMS Titanic hanging out the still Atlantic at a 45ΒΊ angle. A large iceberg nearby is highlighted in yellow, with an arrow leading from text that reads, β€œTHE REASON?”

A YouTube preview image showing the stern of RMS Titanic hanging out the still Atlantic at a 45ΒΊ angle. A large iceberg nearby is highlighted in yellow, with an arrow leading from text that reads, β€œTHE REASON?”

Finally, someone on the internet is willing to ask the tough questions!!

26.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
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25.02.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Need a shock collar for every time I say β€œcute” as a response in a corporate setting

25.02.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.02.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone referred to it as Call Me By Your Slave and I’ve never been the same

25.02.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Name a better movie soundtrack. I’m waiting

25.02.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 2

This is more of a joke than a cry for help. im FINE guys

24.02.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Need to use klarna to finance my will to live

24.02.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m DYING for you faggot

24.02.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0