Emily Bednarz

Yes, I got there eventually! Haha. Good rec and totally agree on the demonizing of digital culture to appease the boomers 🙏🏻

Okay for one full minute there I thought you were talking C.K. and I was VERY confused 😅

I’m glad they did. Not all journalists want to do the kind of reporting @rachelgilmore.bsky.social does but we still MUST have her back for taking the huge risks she takes. We’re all better for it, so having her back is the least we can do.

Seeing pictures of the protest and I'm reminded that you should never cut arts funding 'cause those mfers know how to make good signs.

Make it make sense #nspoli

"Twitter is cooking their brains" theory looking pretty strong

My toddler is sighing and stomping around the apartment, saying, "I need a coffee" over and over again.

It is both cute and offensive.

Before..?

New data ranks Halifax 3rd worst in Canada for traffic congestion | CBC News The latest traffic index from geolocation company TomTom shows Halifax traffic congestion remains among the worst in Canada, with the city ranking 147th in the world.

In shocking news TomTom finds that Halifax, a city with no real viable alternatives to driving, has a lot of cars on the road.

Just learned that lyric is "coke fizz" and not "goat piss," but he likes the goldfish line, so we're rolling with it.

My 2.5 year old has become suddenly obsessed with Sloan. We're rocking down the road singing, "And the joke is / when he awoke his / body was covered in goldfish."

Listening to the back catalog of @fivefourpod.bsky.social (currently back in the sunshiney days of 2021) and made a rash decision to skip to their latest episode. I'm no lawyer, but there's gotta be someone you can hold liable for that ennui, friends.

(Still listen to the ep, of course.)

Postmedia Suspends Toronto Sun Parliamentary Bureau Chief After Tweet Applauding ICE Killing Minneapolis Woman Postmedia says Bryan Passifiume’s tweet about ICE killing of Renee Good was ‘regrettable and insensitive’

NEWS: Postmedia suspends Toronto Sun parliamentary bureau chief after tweet applauding ICE killing of Minneapolis woman

Postmedia says Bryan Passifiume’s tweet about ICE killing of Renee Good was ‘regrettable and insensitive’

Hard agree on all counts 😑

Carney writes: One of the first actions taken by Canada's new government in March 2025 was to impose additional sanctions on Nicolás Maduro's brutally oppressive and criminal regime — unequivocally condemning his grave breaches of international peace and security, gross and systematic human rights violations, and corruption. Canada has not recognised the illegitimate regime of Maduro since it stole the 2018 election. The Canadian government therefore welcomes the opportunity for freedom, democracy, peace, and prosperity for the Venezuelan people. Canada has long supported a peaceful, negotiated, and Venezuelan-led transition process that respects the democratic will of the Venezuelan people. In keeping with our long-standing commitment to upholding the rule of law, sovereignty, and human rights, Canada calls on all parties to respect international law. We stand by the Venezuelan people's sovereign right to decide and build their own future in a peaceful and democratic society. Canada attaches great importance to resolution of crises through multilateral engagement and is in close contact with international partners about ongoing developments. We are first and foremost ready to assist Canadians through our consular officials and our embassy in Bogotá, Colombia, and will continue to support Venezuelan refugees.

I feel the prime minister of Canada is gaslighting me. Doesn’t even mention the thing that just happened in Venezuela. He’s just all smiles. Is that normal, for Canadians

My pleasure! I also take any opportunity to reference that cute lil girl in the Old El Paso commercial 😅

why not both? 💁🏻‍♀️

merry christmas do something nice for yourself and watch the best christmas movie of all time

I'd watch that ✅

What a smooth pan 😍

Fuck

That is achingly adorable. What is it about Ben Folds Five that brings out the wholesome in our collective spirit?

Whatever and Ever Amen

open.spotify.com/album/7ggEMm...

A reminder in case you need it today:
Ben Folds Five

My favourite brand of "come back to Twitter" post is the one that poses it as a moral imperative. Buddy, I'm on social media to make jokes and experience mental illness in public. This isn't about the greater good, it's about the best place to have a manic episode.

Extract from Rob Reiner's Wikipedia Filmography 1986 - Stand By zme 1987 - The Princess Bride 1989 - When Harry Met Sally 1990 - Misery 1992 - A Few Good Men

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.

Us: Across your entire career?

Reiner: In a 6 year period.

Us: That sounds-

Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

On Tarantino "Let’s not have everything build up to a big misery"

Forgive me for helping prolong this discourse. On Tarantino:
willsloan.substack.com/p/on-tarantino

In what world, Outlook, would I ever hit reply and want to email _myself_ 😱

Like coals in the fire ♨️

Cartoon of a person stumbling out of a time machine and saying to another person: "I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care.”

ha yeah