Gord Jorkins

“Did it just say “To be or not to beef?”.”

“Meh, good enough.”

I need you to understand that the goal was never having AI surpass human creativity but to merely be “meh, good enough.” We’re not getting a million Mozart’s or Shakespeare’s, no we’re getting the sloppy, elevator music versions.

Hitachi. The most advanced construction machinery AND vibrators.

Hitachi. We’ll blow out any hole.

It’s cool he treats everyone like the women he abuses.

A mere, 15 years ago, the Liberals were nearly wiped out by the orange wave. But the Liberals had the wherewithal to use their leadership campaign and new leader to rapidly rejuvenate the party, including by democratizing membership.

The next election was the NDP's to lose, and lost it they did.

Top five words I gasp with my dying breath. Grab the nurses arm and “…Muuulcair” before the long beep of the EKG.

I want to be super clear…if this were a just world your great great grandchildren would know the shame of their ancestry and it would be a black mark against them well into the 22nd century. You’re a useless, piece of shit propagandist.

I have only become aware of you in the last five minutes. If I could have you placed in a public square for children to throw rotten produce at you I would in a heartbeat. I immediately see your scam influencer bullshit and I wish ruin upon you and your house for generations to come.

I always wondered what it would be like to read King Herod’s tweets

Fuck everything about this world.

Every morning I am gifted 15-20 seconds of ignorance after awaking before I remember ‘EVERYTHING’

THEN

I have to learn about the existence of “The Woke Ginger.” My brain must consume its precious juices to create the neural pathways and form memories and emotions about “The Woke Ginger.”

This doofus just set ginger rights back decades.

lol. Like what do you call it when you stop working for a month you lose your health care, can’t afford groceries and get evicted from your home? What would you call that kind of labour?

Force this labour why don’t ya?

No it’s so much better to produce twice as much food as we need, waste 46% of it and still have kids not eat breakfast or lunch at school.

Almost there…

No one can afford property, dipshit.

Hey! I also hate landlords.

How many Americans benefit from “property rights” and how are the lines at food banks these days?

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Materializing nude from a bolt of lightning in 2005 to show my younger self this image

America as a country has suffered from “main character” syndrome since WW2.

This took me out

IG real_timmeadows “So many roles, I barely remember them.”

I for one am sick of their lifestyles always being jammed down my throat.

Pondering their orb.

Fuck you. That's my witty retort. Eat the shit directly out of my asshole.

Kash in the break room at FBI headquarters, "So I heard we all have to register our hands as lethal weapons now. It's what I heard."

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

Ah yes, the “Smol bean” defence.

A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it