Hypnotic Harlequin

I don't think those things are different.

Getting kicked out of the Pokémon center for demanding to know why Magikarp can't learn hypnosis.

Attaching Taiko no Tatsujin pads to you, so I beat you up while getting a high score.

It is like when you get wine at a fancy restaurant.

You give it a little taste to make sure you like it.

Whenever I'm asked for a "fun Fact about me" it takes all of my will power to avoid saying "I've been dead since 1996".

Funny thing about this adult content bans is that my most problematic kink, the one I don't discuss openly because of how offensive it might be to some, isn't covered by them.

So I can openly post that, but if I recreate a hypnosis scene from a 1960s cartoon, I get instantly banned.

Ever come up with a fantasy so weird you question if you've discovered a new, as yet unnamed, kink?

"So, I did add pink food dye to the cake...but turns out your Mom had already added the blue dye...

So your gender is now slightly off mauve, whatever that is..."

Gender play hypnosis session where the hypnotist goes back in time to change the colors at your gender reveal party.

I know you said you wouldn't judge me for my kinks...

But could you?

It makes it way hotter when you do.

Hypnosis via glove puppet is the best hypnosis.

I would subscribe to your podcast.

its really hot how when galaxia brainwashes someone into her empire they add "galactica" to their attack names, tbh

Say what you want about Zeztz, but it put the woman with hypnotic powers in the frumpiest outfit, meaning its made for me.

Woman who teaches you how to spell "hypnotized" before hypnotizing you.

My 7 +/- 2 induction where I make you memorize all of the My Little Pony characters is totally a real hypnosis thing!

It isn't me trying to trick you into playing ponies with me!

I don't see why hypnotists bother trying to hypnotize me, when they can give me one of those bead tables doctors offices have and let me do it myself.

I need to get into CBT, just for its pure comedic potential

"No wonder you flunked out of film school, this shot choice is terrible," I say a few minutes before getting kicked out of the brainwashing chamber.

"Yes, I know watching the spinny thing is a common way to hypnotize people. But the fact remains, that you're looking inside my microwave and I'm attempting to make lunch."

Your bestest friend in the whole wide world?

Why don't we use boomerangs for hypnosis?

They also go back and forth.

Ignore the fact you only ever see me green screened over a charming, whimsical cartoon background.

I'm not hiding anything, nor am I trying to make you associate me with anything!!!

You'll have to make a tier list!

Resident Evil would be better if I could kiss the zombies.

Catalepsy is the worst stage hypnosis trick.

You don't need hypbosis to stand on a girl, most will let you do it if you call them puppy.

If you want to make it clear that a female character is evil and has issues, have her draw her freckles on with pen.

Girls who draw their freckles on are all deeply unhinged.

[Signed, a girl who used to draw her freckles on]

Back in 2008, I devoted an inordinate amount of effort to download VHS rips of a porno about a guy who wants to fuck his hot elf wife, but her elf pussy is too small, so he has to go on a quest for the ultimate lube while he fucks a bunch of monster girls.

...not the erotic part?

If hypnosis really is a great tool for self-improvement, why do all stage hypnotists suck at comedy?