I told you the bulge was bulging today. π³
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I told you the bulge was bulging today. π³
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Honestly, my bulge today is fucking outrageous!
Added a little promo for yaβ¦ enjoy. π
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Just a little βhelloβ from the both of us.
SATURDAY NIGHT! Iβll be βDJingβ so come have a dance!
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Saturday 29th March.
Come and have a dance with ya dad!
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Saturday 29th March.
Come and have a dance with ya dad!
Early bird Β£5 tickets www.tickettailor.com/events/soft/...
π
Iβm 40 now and so you can call me Dad. ππ»
Hiya lads. Itβs me!
Amazing!!!
People fear sheβs DJing again. π
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Today is a good day! Thanks @yummyzine.bsky.social π
At least Iβll always have this big dumb dick!
I turn 40 in 3 weeks.
Did a Britney.
π₯
Update. Almost completed series one. Have eaten tinned peaches, half a tin of pineapple rings. A giant bag of crisps, olives and a massive bowl of spaghetti bolognaise.
FML.
Feeling completely hideous, mental, fucking miserable and stressed out. So Iβm getting stoned and watching Twin Peaks. πͺ΅
For those of you here.
Because you deserve it.
Happy Saturday. π
Hallelujah! π«
These is no porn on my timeline.
Are you sure this is okay?
Am I doing this right.
Love grandad xxx
Thank god for that.
So this is this new app ehh?!
Can we show dick?
Asking for a friend.