I'll come over and jump up and down on it.
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I'll come over and jump up and down on it.
spreading bacon grease on my burger buns like the good lard intended
more like dieshadow
That's muh boy!
Orange cat preventing me from playing piano.
Some instructor. Won't even allow me near the instrument!
Clearly this all happened a day early
Today I went to a funeral, stopped at an auto parts store to pick up an oxygen sensor, and got rear-ended by a forklift, so maybe it's time to write that screenplay
She's SO proud her *BLANK* is beaming.
Sanshin Soba is SO proud...
I really don't feel I have much to look forward to (besides finally reaching the point where Baywatch Nights intersects with the original series)
Well of course you're not don't be ridiculous
Countdown to my car's clock being correct again!
Googly eye dinosaur stickers!
Please look at my Discovery of the Day
I never knew NEW Addams was even a thing.
New Episode of a New Season!
We're covering season 1 of THE NEW ADDAMS ('98)
You can watch the episodes of the show free on internet archive. That link is in the replies.
Join @vriess.bsky.social & I as we talk horror, accessibility, Velma is hot, & more! +new intro!
youtu.be/6TT_sdqCndc?...
dunno the right words but no one'll notice if I insert me own sea shanty lyrics:
throw 'em in the brig with a wig and an onion
throw 'em in the brig with a wig and an onion
throw 'em in the brig with a wig and an onion
early in the mornin'
Sister bought some beverages called DEATHBERRY INFERNO somehow not realizing they would be SPICY so I'm stuck drinking the stuff
giving mom her med-laced applesauce i said "cousin larry applesauce" like Balki Bartokomous man am I tired
Bao buns from Kona Cafe
Bao chicka bao bao
Ski Mountaineering Man kept comparing the downhill portions to skiing on cooked lasagna noodles
Terrifyingly tasty.
He likened their skis to lasagna noodles more than once
Dunno, are you prepared to bear sole responsibility for spreading the Shoe Flu?
Ha! My thoughts exactly. The Stairs of Despair.
The Ski Mountaineering mixed relay was a wacky enough race and then there's this commentator saying stuff like "it's like racing the length of three football fields up 1.5 times the height of Niagara Falls and then being expected to carve the Thanksgiving turkey in front of your father-in-law"
TV commercials peaked with Rockapella singing about Folger's mountain grown aroma.
I'll play the anthem on a kazoo for you.
For that kind of cash you could buy a bag of Gold Medal flour and call yourself a champion.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
Sliding down Summit Plummet at Blizzard Beach next week will be my personal winter olympics. I just hope they let me go down skeleton style.