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Torstein Helleve

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Alderstrygda statspensjonist med opprykk

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The Liverpool game was on really here in Norway, but I was working and didn't get to see it until about 20 minutes into the game. There was no chyron, so I didn't know the score until Pool went 4-0. Crazy game to watch, but all I saw was four Leeds goals and two Pool #lufc

08.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Department of Limited Operation"

06.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aye, but it was a bit hard to hear. I didn't catch the name (indeed the question) either, but understood what it was from Farke's answer

06.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(det er trykkfeil. Han heiter FisketjΓΈnn)

06.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Litt av eit namn pΓ₯ direktΓΈren for konkurranse i NFF

06.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Og spelte i White Lord Jesus

06.03.2026 11:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching it, I was reminded of some of the games in our relegation seasons. Palace 23, Birmingham 04 for instance. Taking the lead, looking good, then concede once and everything collapses #lufc

06.03.2026 09:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Keep fixing #lufc

06.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We won't have to get past them if others do. Newcastle may well beat City on Sat, and against Newcastle we might be in with a shout. Five teams are still in both FA Cup and Champions League, so there will be an amount of rotation

05.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even when #lufc is not playing

04.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I doubt very much Spurs will win tonight, as they don't play till tomorrow #lufc

04.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Alternative take: a third of #lufc matches in April moved for TV

04.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd like to see a strong team, but I think the team that has lost two matches on the run needs a little shake up. Play 433 with DJ/Gnonto on the flanks (or Noah if he's fit). Worked last season, and they're a bottom half Championship tem #lufc

04.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So did the commentary in Norway. "That's a penalty seven days a week" #lufc

03.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That was shit #lufc

03.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We created more against City. Much more #lufc

03.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed he was. Can't see that happening tonight tho ... #lufc

03.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sunderland: Match officials appointed - Leeds United Appointments made for Tuesday’s fixture.

It's Stuart Attwell #lufc

03.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love a thorough analysis #lufc

02.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bortsett frΓ₯ det at han ikkje heilt veit kva han driv pΓ₯ med

02.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™‚

01.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Men vi kan jo hΓΈyra med paleontologen Γ²g, som har ansvaret for snl-artikkelen @leneliebedelsett.bsky.social

01.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Og kompliment for leggetidslektyren! @esthervanhulsen.bsky.social

01.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Diplodocus – Store norske leksikon Diplodocus var en planteetende dinosaur med svΓ¦rt lang hals og hale, og blant de aller stΓΈrste dyrene som er kjent. De levde i juraperioden i dagens USA.

SjΓΈlv ville eg gjeve dottera rett, men Store norske seier Dip-LO-docus,sΓ₯ eg bΓΈyer meg for det snl.no/Diplodocus

Medan engelsk Wikipedia tilbyr uavgjort: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplodo...

01.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup he did, and then went back and gave him a proper hug afterwards #lufc

28.02.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The last 20-25 min of the first half we only played long balls forward anyway, so why not #lufc

28.02.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like he's expecting that it's the keeper's ball. Seems unaware about Semenyo #lufc

28.02.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alfie saying on Norwegian TV that Haaland is gutted not to be able to play at ER, as he has fond memories there from his childhood #lufc

28.02.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Burnley also two goals down #lufc

28.02.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How uniting of him

27.02.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0