Joe DeNoon

this is basically the black lotus of posts

Kansas Prison Magic Scene To Receive Influx of Mythic Grinders | Commander's Herald As of last Thursday, February 26th, the Kansas state legislature has made a move expected to, among other things, place a very significant amount of skilled Magic: The Gathering players in Kansas coun...

“Because we, like all lawmakers, have absolutely no interest or incentive to work for the benefits of our constituents, we’ve got a lot of free time. We decided to use that to, for some reason, get really invested in the Magic meta in our county jails!”

9 Magic cards that made me, so they’re almost all lifegain cards

Could have just put all the Soul Sisters if I was honest with myself… 🌞

a frog wearing a top hat is standing on a bed . ALT: a frog wearing a top hat is standing on a bed .

Better keep his hands off my man Michigan

Three panel comic. Panel 1: people playing basketball in front of a crowd. The player with the ball is up against a guy playing close defense. Panel 2: the player attempts to spin off the defender by shoulder checking him, but the defender immediately falls apart, revealing multiple little green elves. Panel 3: the first player looks astounded at the floor. On it is a group of mildly injured elves surrounded by pieces of a human costume. This was pretty challenging to type out in text form but I tried my best

Latest Hegseth Speech Clearly Flavor Text from Red Magic Cards | Commander's Herald WASHINGTON, D.C. – Spectators of a recent Pete Hegseth speech report that the high-ranking military official read his speech directly from the flavor text of Magic: The Gathering cards. The speech, pr...

"If your blood doesn’t run hot, I will make it run in the sands! Execution awaits the dissenter. Diplomacy has solved nothing. Only bloodspill can end this now. Call forth the warbringer!”

What if you’re a consistent 0-2 drop?

This actually did happen, no joke

Mixing the Panera Charged Lemonade with some Sleepy Time Tea to make the arnold palmer the fuggin kills you.

So many hilarious people in here, and me too.

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Report: 82% of Grandmas Excited to See "That Card Game You Used To Play" on Olympic Coverage | Commander's Herald A recent Nielsen report of Milano Cortina 2026 Olympic Winter Games viewers shows a surprising statistic: many older women recognized Magic: The Gathering as something their grandchildren used to play...

“I don’t mean to bother you honey, but do you remember those Pokemon cards you bought as a kid?” began a hand-written letter a staff member received along with a print-out of a YouTube screenshot.

Wizards of the Coast Announces "Universes Beyond: Magic: The Gathering" | Commander's Herald Article Submission by Red Pixlh3art RENTON, WA — Earlier today, Wizards of the Coast’s corporate team proudly announced an upcoming set for 2027: “Universes Beyond: Magic: The Gathering.” It’s quite a...

“We’ve done a lot of wild and wacky Universes Beyond sets lately, and we’re really excited to explore a world as old and varied as the ones found in Magic: The Gathering.”

I hope so! In the Venn Diagram of loving Magic, queer advocacy, and mental health awareness, you are both dead center. Also, she's funny as hell. Would be such a good conversation.

ilhan omar might be the bravest american in congress right now. solidarity to her forever, i wish she could be president

Alysa’s clearly her pack luck friend lmao. They opened a foil ink Zuko together too.

Amber Glenn excited about pulling a Bloom Tender and not realizing she also got a Bitterbloom Bearer. Whom amongst us.

Lorwyn Eclipsed! She posted it on her TikTok. She said she got so excited about a Bloom Tender that she didn’t notice she pulled a Bitterbloom Bearer too 🤣🤣🤣

Amber Glenn ripping Magic: The Gathering packs with Alysa Liu during the Olympics Closing Ceremony

Hahaha, Amber Glenn's ripping Magic packs with Alysa Liu during the Closing Ceremony.

Ain't no rules says a dog can't play magic

friend just said to me
"you have the perfect amount of religious trauma. bc like you don't HAVE to talk about it. people know."

Yes through years of pure dedication and will, I have become the Mystic of Feet

LGS Rules Allow Eating of Opponents' Cards If They Misgender You | Commander's Herald JONESBORO — AK While many local game stores claim to be allies to their transgender customers, on a game-to-game level this can prove hard to enforce. It can often result in many trans Magic players f...

“I’ve never felt more welcome at my LGS, and I’ve developed quite a taste for confetti foils too! I love my Ygra deck, and this really lets me lean into the theme. I really hate the triple-sleevers though, their cards take forever to tear into, but it really does lock the freshness in!”

“Since the new policy rolled out, it’s been really nice to see more trans players coming out to FNM, though the local meta has gotten a lot more competitive. I 0-2 dropped this week. Again.” This is accurate.

“That’s what I’m f—ing talking about!”


Alysa Liu as she leaves the ice 🔥

STOP THE COUNT

Assist was so damn nice too

Amber Glenn gestures while skating.

From @theathletic.com: What a comeback from Amber Glenn. The American figure skater had a nearly flawless routine in her free skate after her disappointing women’s short program.

“What a brilliant, redemptive skate. She just fought so hard.”
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Trouble Comes in Pairs - Wizards in Hot Water for Plagiarism AGAIN | Commander's Herald Folks, A great injustice has once again been perpetrated on us by the BONEHEADS of at “Wizards” of the so-called Coast and dedicated followers may recognize that this is a HUGE MISTAKE that they’re ma...

Spoiled earlier this week (and I do mean spoiled because something about it STINKS) was a new copy of Trouble in Pairs. After my initial excitement wore off, I couldn’t help but notice something odd about the new art.

"Alhamdulillah. Sacrifice Bottle Gnomes." is fucking art.