From my experience with one of our grandsons (who we saw for the first time late one evening in a roudy restaurant) that babe will soon by hanging off a light fitting with a cat in one hand and a Minion plushy strapped to its back, reciting lines from PAW Patrol at 120dB. It's always the quiet ones
"Look after folk on your way up because you don't know who you might need on your way back down again"
It has been said (regarding bed sharing before 'modern times') that you don't care who it is as long as they bring some relief from the biting cold
Ukraine can never trust America whatever is written and signed. That isn't all down to Trump, whose shafting has been historic, his predecessors effectively washed their hands after the invasion and used the 1994 document as loo paper
That's a shame really. Sycamores grow quite quickly so re-generation of the old tree would be the best bet for that site. Erecting an artwork feels like an urban invasion akin to building a 'Sycamore Gap Newtown' on the site and extending the M74 past there to meet with the A1 near Sunderland
A thoroughly evil rapist will never be the saviour of anybody
I guess it's a sort of 'Hylda Baker' watch....
"What time is it?"
"It's quarter to... - ooh I must get a little hand put on this watch"
Wow, is that the reason? I never wouldn’t have known that.
As Churchill once said, "Matt Vickers has an excellent grasp of reality, when compared with that of a broken brick end. We should laugh at him on the beaches, we should lambast him in the fields, we should take the piss out of him in the fields and in the streets...he is a snivelling buffoon"
I can hear Loyd Grossman in his 'Through The Keyhole' role saying "What sort of person lives in a place like this"
Bram Stoker's little known book 'Countess Lettuce Of Delusion Hall' explained that salad dressing and colanders repel the likes of Mary-Beth Truss
110% Gestapo. I hope you can put that fetid genie back into its bottle
'That' kind of event usually occurs around a building that's up for a refurb by developers but the local council has refused permission. I don't think ScotRail and/or Network Rail are that kind of operation
Terrible. I like that building. When they updated it they didn't destroy all of its character. For the moment I'll assume that Lithium batteries and folks' failure to grasp how to manage their fire risk is the problem (assuming the report of a vape shop are true)
A few years ago I swore that I would get my bus pass on the day I was eligible and ride the top deck of a bus from our town centre over the hills, right out to our outer suburbs. But double deckers appear to have disappeared. I might have to nip over to Sheffield or even down to Nottingham
I assume the Lancet asks for peer reviews before publishing. I wonder who peer-reviewed Wakefield's dangerous twaddle
So none of that bush hat with corks round it rubbish?
Oh yes, please tell Lewis he can stop sandbagging now and win his record breaking world championship
I'm sure I saw Foxes Shaggin at a gig in London in 1988. They were the support act
There's no shame in being held to account for getting over-excited in a department store when you see something you've wanted all your life. Sadly society doesn't take that into account and hens are collateral damage
Like Alcoholics Anonymous the first step for these poor sweet people is to realise they've been played like a Superbowl football. Welcome them back to the world and hand them a survival pack. Cults are a disease
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So perhaps the Taylor Swift song 'I Knew You Were Trouble' wasn't inspired by her time with him?
Casually googling the subject reveals that the Chilean farmers rudely didn't document their processes before the 12th century when they were first noticed (by whom? one wonders!). Come on Biologists and Avian Geneticists, there's a PhD in this subject and a 'Popular Science' type bestseller too
Have hens like that been selectively bred for centuries or are they pretty much as they evolved in the wild? And if selectively bred, was that for egg yield or for Crufts-style poultry competitions?
I have to admire her ability to sit there with no emotion when all her death cult Gestapo death squad corrupt shit was being revealed in public, as well as her milehigh banging nest which has been funded by doing away with luxuries like cancer care for tots. Textbook amoral evil
Tragically we will find out in the next few days if a country with nothing more to lose (assuming their leader is dead) will just unleash its flying gods of war. Strikes on other Middle Eastern places suggests they might
Do those Olympic games people practise that move? It's kinda cute-ish, but its batteries ran out a decade ago so it's a bit cringe
More the 'FIFA Knobend Pedo Prize'
'Operation Epic Nonce Shield'
Oh no. Another one who provided a soundtrack to my childhood and one whose music is timeless. Good to hear he was still rocking in 2017. These guys always kindle images of the songwriting 'factories/assembly lines' that old style record companies employed. Marlboro, whiskey, Steinway and writing pad
