Coworker:
“Excuse me. I need to interrupt this meeting. You need to go back to your offices. I just farted and it really smells bad.”
That’s my day so far.
Happy Friday!
Go Hellebuyck!
Who would have guessed that curling is the big controversy at the Olympics? Loving it!
Lucky You🍀
Lucky You🍀
Happy Weekend!
😘
It’s all about who you’re kissing at midnight. Happy New Year!
Went to a party, got a drink and played with the dogs. Perfect.
Happy anniversary to my handsome husband who makes me smile every day. 😘
Maybe if we start a GoFundMe, we can get the Louvre heist guys here to find the Epstein files.
The Family Stone will hit real hard this holiday season. 😕
RIP Diane Keaton
I’ll just be over here watching the post-game shenanigans of Cam Skattebo. 🤤
Starting off my Sunday! 😋
Anyone else not get raptured up for happy hour today?
Just took a Tylenol. Hope I don’t get pregnant. 🥴
I’m looking forward to the current news cycle passing.
Dogs on beach
Morning walks on the beach with the husband and the boys.
How was your weekend?
Well, the dog puked all over the office rug on Saturday and on Sunday, my husband inadvertently tracked dog poop throughout the house. Other than that…it was great! 😊
We had a great couple of weeks in Rehoboth Beach 🏖️
Happy Friday!
That bottle of Lorazepam should be nominated for an Emmy.
To the guy driving the cybertruck I passed at the intersection this morning - it was just instinct to flip you off.
I would love to see a White Lotus season with Romy and Michelle, maybe White Lotus Detroit?!
I woke up and chose “fight” this morning. Breathe in. Breathe out.
❤️❤️❤️
Well, at least the game is good so far.
The 137 days of January is coming to a close. Finally.
We watched the S2 finale of Ted Lasso last night. ⚽️
That little shit!
Bosley is comfortable. 🐾
