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Ryan Nanni

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Your third favorite cousin. DO NOT SEND ME LINKS

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Italy beats the USA 8-6

11.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 789 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 58

it's not but that shouldn't stop us

11.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you know I don’t wanna count chickens before they hatch BUT

11.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He ate half of it and I gotta tell you that makes it equal to almost every other food in the universe

11.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

did you snag it

10.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"oh look at me, I'm Ben McKenzie, I was in the OC and then I got a degree in economics and crypto is a scam but no one was doing anything about it so I made a documentary also I’m married to Morena Baccarin" man good for you

10.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 341 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

boy I can’t think of a commitment that would be worth less than

10.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@scavendish.bsky.social @whittlz.bsky.social DAMMIT

10.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m leaning either expert or undercover cop

10.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what was the pants situation

10.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Half a rainbow bagel, held in profile, sandwiched with a pancake and cream cheese betwixt them. God is dead.

Half a rainbow bagel, held in profile, sandwiched with a pancake and cream cheese betwixt them. God is dead.

this morning my youngest put cream cheese on half a rainbow bagel, then topped it with a pancake and ate the whole thing like a sandwich

10.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 722 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 16

wait i can buy a Mitch Trubisky Titans jersey and nobody told me???

10.03.2026 12:11 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0

STEVE YOU BEAUTIFUL MIND

10.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whitney this is not the marketing that is gonna get our BULKTINI brand off the ground

10.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Bill de Blasio, wearing a blue dress shirt over a Brooklyn Nets jersey; he’s also got the matching hat, and he’s got his hands pinched as if he’s stretching invisible spaghetti.

Bill de Blasio, wearing a blue dress shirt over a Brooklyn Nets jersey; he’s also got the matching hat, and he’s got his hands pinched as if he’s stretching invisible spaghetti.

(the worst beatboxing you’ve ever heard starts up)

10.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

wait hold on we can get SUPER rich

10.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Robert Edwards, nearly had to have his leg amputated after an injury at the rookie flag football game at the pro bowl

10.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The NBA used to do this and in 1992 two players tore tendons!

10.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

TIMEFOLD: CLASH OF THE BUSINESS GODS

09.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think Adam Silver did the right thing, a valuable institution like Magic City shouldn’t have to deal with the cultural baggage of the Hawks

09.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 582 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Look licensure is just government bullshit

09.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to meet this barber one day

09.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Listen these things happen

09.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

True, though the cap has grown well past inflation!

09.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
ESPN.com - NFL - Champion Ravens spent $90.7 million

you could pay for the entire 2000 Vikings, including bonuses, and still have money left over for a kickass RV

www.espn.com/nfl/news/200...

09.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

because I got curious: that cap hit for Tua would have been the entirety of a team’s salary cap in 2001

09.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I will bend the site to my will with shitposting they can’t even comprehend

09.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

LINKEDIN TIME

09.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
The Billy Ripken Orioles card where he had FUCK FACE written on the knob

The Billy Ripken Orioles card where he had FUCK FACE written on the knob

The investments:

09.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
A frantic tour of the G5's scheduling chaos (PREVIEW) | Podcast Episode on RSS.com Somehow, Louisiana Tech's lawsuit against Conference USA leads to a discussion about scheduling irregularities involving the MAC, the Mountain West, and various FCS programs. (Ryan is still not confid...

The other day I walked into the office, started ranting to @celebrityhottub.bsky.social about the Louisiana Tech lawsuit, and ended up in an absolute spiral about the horrible state of G5/FCS football. We turned the mics on for it: rss.com/podcasts/pha...

09.03.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2