Fuckers.
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Fuckers.
Fever is melting my brain, but I know it's not covid because I don't have any acid flashbacks...has anyone done any science on that??
(I took a real test to confirm that it's not COVID, but I was right!)
Another failure of this AI garbage that I never consented to... every day I get closer to making DuckDuckGo my homepage, and I hate it.
Pritzker: It’s time for us to be done with optimism about their motives. Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research… Autistic kids and adults who are loving contributors to our society don’t deserve to be stigmatized by a weird nepo baby who once stashed a dead bear in his car. Our military service members don’t deserve to be told by a washed-up Fox TV commentator, who drank too much before being appointed Secretary of Defense, that they can’t serve their country simply because they are Black, gay, or a woman.
Dear god let this man cook.
If you are assigned a public defender and they aren't in a group chat titled "fuck the police" were you really given due process?
I used to have weird little revenge thoughts about how people might feel after I die… now I try to focus my weird little revenge narratives on out-living people, instead, and i really recommend it!
If you are a man, and you are cheating on your wife, your female coworkers know. They know, and they are talking about it.
& Maybe not *all* of them know… But definitely more than you think.
The president told a Central American dictator to build five more massive slave labor camps to hold US citizens.
Wilmer only found out his son had been detained after receiving a phone call on March 15 from his nephew, Luis, who lives with them. That morning was their last time together; they had gone around the corner to do their laundry. Later that day, Wilmer said that his son met with a friend to get help with some errands at the American Red Cross. He learned this from Luis, who looked at the situation from inside the apartment: when his son was on his way back, just steps from his home when ICE agents stopped him. “The officers grabbed him and two other boys right at the entrance to our building. One said, ‘No, he’s not the one,’ like they were looking for someone else. But the other said, ‘Take him anyway.'” That moment marked the beginning of Wilmer’s search for answers — answers he’s still waiting for.
One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind.
An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one."
The other said, "Take him anyway."
So they did.
If the U.S. government is going to take the position that, once removed from the United States, folks can’t be brought back, then it sure seems to me that federal courts should be reflexively and categorically barring *all* removals until they’re 100 percent certain that the removals are lawful.
important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:
Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"
“I thought you said this was gonna be a painting of fried bacon?!”
“Mom, I said the painting was by Francis Bacon”
Sometimes if nobody is looking at me I just cease to exist
OHHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDD 🤩😍🥹🤩😍😍🥹🤩😍😍🤩🤩😍😍🤩🤩
a picture of a book text. The text says "Suetonius adds that, according to some reports, he said in Greek 'Kai su, teknon' (which Shakespeare turned into the Latin 'Et tu, Brute'. It literally means 'You too, child', but what Caesar may have intended by the words isnt clear. Tempest cites 'an important article' by James Russell (1980) 'that has often been overlooked'. Russel points out that the words kai su often appear on curse tablets, and suggest that Caesar's putative last words were not 'the emotional parting declaration of a betrayed man to one he had treated like a son' but more along the lines of 'See you in hell, punk'.
Once again loving this interpretation of Caesar’s last words
#IdesofMarch 🗡️
ICE stripped a German green card holder naked, drove him from Boston to Vermont to Rhode Island, put him in a cold shower, deprived him of medication, sleep and food until he collapsed.
No one knows why he was detained.
About to start #YellowJackets season 3, and all things considered, I’m really hoping there’s a scene in the first episode where we see that adult-Misty has started to carry some goddamn Narcan
At last I have lived the dream of peeing while maintaining eye contact with a friend who is also peeing🥳
mango tree 444 posts: What exactly does one have to do to merit first name basis mentions from Miriam Webster? merriam-webster: Spelling 'Merriam' correctly is the first step
*sitting down* damn, Dictionary got hands
It’s a good thing they pay me to be nice to people, this shit is exhausting
I don’t wanna overdo it, but I also don’t want the world to end before I let myself become a bitch… so it’s a delicate balance
I'm not a big fan of this guy, but every single law maker should be doing this. not bullshit half assed statements referring to "trust in the law"
How bout we end it here and just call that daylight saved already?
A federal judge has ruled that Trump illegally fired NLRB member Gwynne Wilcox and ordered her reinstatement.
This is a huge win for workers and unions — and a crucial reminder that Trump is not all-powerful.
Keep up the fight.
One thing about me is I’m never on your boyfriend’s side
They are SO CLOSE THOUGH 🥲
I came REALLY close to actually saying the words “actually, that’s your job, not mine” today…
And yeah, sure, I’m still gonna do it - but not until TOMORROW… so it’s a big day
