Zach Shelton

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

It's disturbing how many people have fallen for her "See how pompous I am?! It means I'm incredibly smart!" style of communication. Same thing with Olivia Nuzzi

Today they threatened to arrest all of the neighbors who came out and watched 20 agents struggle to change a flat tire for “impeding a federal investigation.” These are just clowns and they absolutely know it.

I know it‘s easy to say Democrats are spineless and completely unable to meet this moment, but I’m really glad to have this post as a visual aid

Assuming he gets one drive to prove he’s not completely, utterly, totally shook

My high school football team played a game in Bellville in 07 or 08. A lot of them came back and said it was the first time they were called the hard -r by an adult

ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊

I have a scar from when I tried to open a Gogurt with a steak knife

wanna start your grill like it’s an sr-71

I’d be totally fine with just no more Tate

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

Challenge accepted

Harrison Ford on Trump: "It scares the shit out of me. The ignorance, the hubris, the lies, the perfidy. [Trump] knows better, but he’s an instrument of the status quo and he’s making money, hand over fist, while the world goes to hell in a handbasket.”

"I'll see you in Hell!"
—Han Solo
www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Nice of Texas to give Sark a preview of what coaching the Titans will be like

They had a first down that got them to the two and then seemed determined to gimmick their way to Nix throwing a touchdown. Bizarre series

Ayyyyy

This has been low-hanging fruit for 10 years. Anybody that can do it well should hammer the shit out of it

God dammit I forgot about Ocean's 11

All three Lord of the Rings belong here so I copped out. Friday Night Zach would’ve crammed The Raid in here at all costs

The Rockets loading up to challenge the Steph-KD Warriors and then rebuilding just when this Thunder team is peaking is some Greek tragedy shit

Haliburton got the overrated label and responded with an all-time clutch playoff run to G7 of the finals. Absolutely gutting

I was loving him for us too. Crazy upside

On our Coliseum tour last summer...
Aussie: They fought crocodiles here?
Guide: Yes
A: With a weapon?
G: Yes
A: That's not that bad. All you need is a knife

At least it's smart enough to know to flee the scene

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But they're actually both my enemy so I guess they're both my friend. I guess we're all friends. God I hate them

Steven Adams has broken this series over his knee

Adams was our second best player and it was competitive. Either guys step up or everybody but Sengun and Thompson are on the block

Steph Curry every time he sees Toyota Center

Elon Musk wearing a cheesehead hat and a jacket with his name on it, standing in front of a red and white background.

loser

And behold, on March 28th of 2025, a thousand memes were born.