“Pokémon go to the polls”
“Pokémon go to the polls”
Bro I’m sorry this shit is sick as fuck. Don’t talk about it be about. Let’s fucking go Kat
Active voice evaded a headline written by editor at New York Times
That’s a huge upset. That Canada team is stacked
Hockey is the fucking best
Hockey is the best sport
For the record: forcing two teams to play in literal Australia is one of the dumbest and most debilitating things the NFL has ever done. Just insane behavior.
This is diabolical work from the NFL. 49ers are already the most injured team in the NFL and amount the three teams that face a more grueling travel schedule year over year. Now this?
Had the exact same thought, and more, though the more is obviously something that will never happen.
Post a banger that isn’t in English
It gets caricatured in the culture wars but these barstool dipshits really never bothered to come here and realize it’s the best place on earth to live.
My favorite part of Super Bowl week has been all these folks coming to SF to discover what an elite place it is, and paying our city the respect it is due.
Masked Gestapo are already unpopular. Imagine how much more unpopular it would be if these fucking dolts knew how to message?
I have a new demand for candidates who want my money and vote in 2026: campaign on yeeting Schumer and Jeffries from leadership forever.
Hopefully she’s just running for Governor
This is an Onion headline
Unfortunately their children will suffer the same endless ridicule. It’s not fair, they didn’t choose it, but that’s the way life goes!
I hope JD and Usha Vance endure ridicule every time they set foot in a public space for the rest of their miserable lives. How about that?
Insane how prescient this movie was
‘The people are being charged with keeping the peace, asked to stand firm against the federal agents who are disrupting it. This is a sick form of double taxation — your paycheck gets docked so that a guy in a mask can beat you up while you try to calm him down.’
jaderemedy • 4h ago And now comes the most nauseating part of this whole goddamn mess: the hypocrisy. The same loud-mouthed idiots who spent years screaming about tyranny are suddenly dead fucking silent, or worse, cheering, now that it's their side doing it. "ThEy'Re cOminG fOr OuR gUnS!" "GoVerNMenT oVerReAch!" "ShAll nOt bE inFrinGeD!" All that chest-thumping bullshit evaporated the second armed federal agents started terrorizing people they don't like. Let me get this straight: a civilian gets shot dead by federal agents, and the only thing you brainless cunts can muster is "well, DHS says he had a gun"? THAT'S your red line? Guns are sacred when they're strapped to your waist, but magically become a death sentence when they're used as a post-hoc excuse by the government? Either the Second Amendment applies to everyone, or you never believed in it at all. Fucking pick one and own it. This is exactly what tyranny looks like, by the way. Not jackboots marching in formation, but armed agents roaming neighborhoods, stopping people, killing civilians, and then daring the public to question it. Tyranny is execution followed by a press release. Tyranny is labeling the dead a "threat" so the state doesn't have to explain why someone's life just ended in the street. Tyranny is demanding obedience while shredding due process and calling it order. And all you so-called "freedom lovers" are fucking fine with it, as long as it's brown people, immigrants, protesters, or anyone you've already dehumanized. Turns out "don't tread on me" actually meant "tread on them." You weren't afraid of tyranny. You were afraid of losing dominance. There's a difference, and this moment exposes it completely. "Just comply" isn't a principle. It's cowardice dressed up as common sense. It's the language of people who have already accepted that the state gets to decide who deserves rights and who doesn't. And once you make that deal, don't act shocked when the line moves, because it always fuckin…
Absolute banger of a comment on r/military:
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This is just indisputable evidence that the United States government is lying to our faces about what happened here.
Ruben Gallego retire b
In a righteous world everything above would be the bare minimum. I have little doubt that even 10 percent of it happens. I don’t blame the rest of the world for hating us and looking at us with disgust. We deserve it.
There isn’t a single member of the GOP that should be welcomed into polite society ever again for standing by this shit. That includes most prominently JD Vance, who should be forced to listen to playback of his petulant gaslighting any time he seeks to open his mouth
Federal candidates need to stop mincing words: ICE is an untrained rabid gestapo and the detention centers are concentration camps. DHS as we know it needs to be ripped down to the studs because it’s rotted and broken beyond repair
For Minnesotans, every hopeful state elected official should be promising to put these people in prison. And I mean all of them, including Noem and Miller.
Widespread, complete, unmitigated accountability is the floor for any political candidate going forward. If you compromise a single millimeter you don’t get my money or my vote
There is literally no one to protect us from these monsters.
I’m shaking