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@saphine743

24|he/they|questioning|๐Ÿ”žNo, Child, Begone!๐Ÿ”ž Interchronodimensional Entity, My Only Friends Are Rocks

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a screenshot from shadowhearts 2 of a wolf in round glasses saying "inconceivable... valedictorian of the wolf academy...beaten by a lowly stray...!"

a screenshot from shadowhearts 2 of a wolf in round glasses saying "inconceivable... valedictorian of the wolf academy...beaten by a lowly stray...!"

I got my Masters in comparative folklore at Wolf Academy. I have to pay my student loans in bones.

11.03.2026 06:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 223 ๐Ÿ” 78 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Been watching some Digimon

11.03.2026 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 985 ๐Ÿ” 313 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When in doubt: Elder Scrolls Khajiit or Argonian

11.03.2026 14:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is how new fetishes form

11.03.2026 14:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bad news for Sky Women

11.03.2026 14:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bweh

11.03.2026 13:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Headlight Fluid
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Headlight Fluid YouTube video by Rooster Teeth

Extreme: Panera Caffeinated Lemonade
Normal: Headlight Fluid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9eS...

11.03.2026 13:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like my women like I like my coffee

Soaking into the carpet

11.03.2026 13:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The way people are generally interpreting it is "lots of cum", but everything else about this section is designed to be so situationally applicable that I'm pretty sure a saliva string from kissing would count

11.03.2026 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like my women likeI like my coffee

Oh fuck I hit the brew button without a cup under it and now it's everywhere and the counter is soaked oh fuck oh gods oh fuck

11.03.2026 13:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

*Taps the sign*

11.03.2026 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 164 ๐Ÿ” 35 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Made a sign to tap when the Discourses roll around.

06.02.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1346 ๐Ÿ” 357 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Next up this ridiculously vague "Obscene and Degrading Content" shit

"No pee, no cum, no bullies, no meanies"

11.03.2026 13:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Shoobie Party

11.03.2026 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Favorite Artists and favorite OC commissioners, for that matter

11.03.2026 13:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My sona with his digitigrade knees out. He says: โ€œYou scared of my knees? My paws? My dirty nasty animalistic traits? You gonna cry about it after u cum?โ€ with an evil grin.

My sona with his digitigrade knees out. He says: โ€œYou scared of my knees? My paws? My dirty nasty animalistic traits? You gonna cry about it after u cum?โ€ with an evil grin.

Discourse demon

11.03.2026 06:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 3120 ๐Ÿ” 785 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yeah I Agree! However... I Agree-er!

11.03.2026 13:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With what's going on with Subscribestar, it's a good moment to remind you all of something:

Free speech also includes speech you don't agree with, and freedom of artistic expression also includes art you find horrible or disgusting.

And if you go: "Yeah I agree! However-"

Then you don't agree!

11.03.2026 03:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2394 ๐Ÿ” 1113 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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09.03.2026 12:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 739 ๐Ÿ” 179 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next Up: That insanely vague yet hyper-specific "Obscene and Degrading Content" section

11.03.2026 12:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Panel one, Aidan the skunk is lying down in bed, legs spread, and Eli the cheetah (POV) hovering over, wearing a condom.

ELI: So how long ago since you last had 'it'?
AIDAN: ... Four years maybe?
ELI: Really? Not even a dildo?
AIDAN: I still don't have one...
ELI: Aight, lemme know if it starts hurting.

Panel two, Eli starts inserting his tip into Aidan's ass.

AIDAN: Oooh~
ELI: Want me to stop?
AIDAN: No! Keep going.

Panel one, Aidan the skunk is lying down in bed, legs spread, and Eli the cheetah (POV) hovering over, wearing a condom. ELI: So how long ago since you last had 'it'? AIDAN: ... Four years maybe? ELI: Really? Not even a dildo? AIDAN: I still don't have one... ELI: Aight, lemme know if it starts hurting. Panel two, Eli starts inserting his tip into Aidan's ass. AIDAN: Oooh~ ELI: Want me to stop? AIDAN: No! Keep going.

Sometimes I forget to draw for myself since I've been very busy with comms, so here's Aidan - he's a bit inexperience with taking it up the butt

11.03.2026 06:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1103 ๐Ÿ” 218 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is important if you don't want visa or MasterCard to tell you how to spend your money.

11.03.2026 04:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1173 ๐Ÿ” 1293 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Fuck Newsome.

11.03.2026 12:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Illegal argonian

Illegal argonian

Legal argonian

Legal argonian

I blame Todd Howard.

11.03.2026 09:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 125 ๐Ÿ” 49 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

11.03.2026 10:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 60 ๐Ÿ” 17 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bark beastie

11.03.2026 12:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Obscene or Degrading Content

Obscene or degrading content intended primarily to shock, humiliate, degrade, or disgust may be restricted or prohibited.

This includes, but is not limited to, fetishized bodily waste, extreme bodily fluids, explicit degradation imagery, and content intended primarily to cause disgust rather than depict typical adult material.

Obscene or Degrading Content Obscene or degrading content intended primarily to shock, humiliate, degrade, or disgust may be restricted or prohibited. This includes, but is not limited to, fetishized bodily waste, extreme bodily fluids, explicit degradation imagery, and content intended primarily to cause disgust rather than depict typical adult material.

I understand why people are focusing on the knees thing, but the Degrading Content guidelines are humorously vague

"Content intended primarily to cause disgust rather than depict typical adult material"

That can be interpreted so openly that it may as well say "we will arbitrarily ban you lol"

11.03.2026 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And if you draw characters feeling bad or being mean, yeah

Degradation is when lots of pee or character frowny face

11.03.2026 11:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mayhaps rent-lowering posts time

11.03.2026 11:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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my friend @angellsview.bsky.social is subscribestar compliant and it's soooo hot

11.03.2026 03:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 173 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3