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e.g. Artist, dog-lover and avid reader

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Someone needs to complain to Iran’s manager. They aren’t supposed to be able to fight back. We’re America!

12.03.2026 02:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Most of them are just stupid people doing a job that they don’t care about or really understand?

12.03.2026 01:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol, Joe Biden will rot in hell regardless but it’s very funny that he gets zero credit from these subhuman vultures for murdering tens of thousands of people for Israel.

12.03.2026 01:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s where the MILFs that get trapped in dryers live

12.03.2026 01:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

12.03.2026 00:29 👍 6748 🔁 1384 💬 109 📌 184

The Pants-Shitting Gambit

12.03.2026 00:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some of my dearest friends are Wharton grads. Do you have any idea how fucking dumb you have to be to get this label, especially when you are stone cold sober the entire time?

12.03.2026 00:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think Christ did both and excursion and an incursion if I remember correctly

12.03.2026 00:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This made so much sense at the time. I can relate.

12.03.2026 00:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ontario man accused of chasing flamingos, taking one to Las Vegas hotel room A Canadian tourist from Ontario is facing animal cruelty charges in Las Vegas after police allege he broke into the Flamingo hotel’s wildlife habitat, chased several flamingos and carried one of the b...

“Ontario man accused of chasing flamingos, taking one to Las Vegas hotel room”

www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/arti...

11.03.2026 23:39 👍 142 🔁 36 💬 25 📌 27
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11.03.2026 23:54 👍 50 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 0
A axis chart with Pizza, Burger, and Taco.

A axis chart with Pizza, Burger, and Taco.

explaining the WBC elimination scenarios to an American: imagine taco, pizza, and burger.

11.03.2026 13:47 👍 566 🔁 170 💬 21 📌 42

You know what, I don’t care. THAT WAS A SPICY MEATBALL

11.03.2026 23:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

JOHN BERTI YOU COME IN HERE WITH YOUR OLIVE OIL CHARM

11.03.2026 23:53 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

They might get some Florsheims if they play their cards right.

11.03.2026 23:36 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And, it needs to be stressed, these are not cars. Insurance doesn’t replace capacity. Years of lead time to replace.

11.03.2026 23:31 👍 28 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
Bob Nightengale ®
@BNightengale
X.com
The simplest way to calculate USA's chances to survive and qualify for the WBC quarterfinals:
If Italy scores 4 runs tonight against Mexico, whether they win or lose, USA is in.

Bob Nightengale ® @BNightengale X.com The simplest way to calculate USA's chances to survive and qualify for the WBC quarterfinals: If Italy scores 4 runs tonight against Mexico, whether they win or lose, USA is in.

Simplest way to calculate, and also, this is gonna surprise many of you, wrong

11.03.2026 23:21 👍 128 🔁 10 💬 12 📌 4
Canadian baseball fans absolutely crushing canned beers at the Canada-Cuba WBC game

Canadian baseball fans absolutely crushing canned beers at the Canada-Cuba WBC game

Hell yeah

11.03.2026 21:39 👍 199 🔁 45 💬 11 📌 27

If I were one of this regimes soulless hacks I would be blaming this shit on Israel immediately. Squares the circle for the MAGA base at least.

11.03.2026 23:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would disagree on this point. As an American, seeing the US eat shit in a game it should dominate is deeply satisfying and absolutely a reason I will tune in.

11.03.2026 22:52 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lmao

11.03.2026 22:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bsky.app/profile/bmag...

11.03.2026 22:08 👍 65 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0
Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All

Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All

Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All https://theonion.com/guy-ordering-nonalcoholic-beer-has-either-seen-a-ton-of-shit-or-no-shit-at-all/

11.03.2026 20:00 👍 1304 🔁 136 💬 16 📌 20

He lives in Puerto Rico. Good luck man.

11.03.2026 21:56 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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When you’re sick of Draper’s wounded artist bullshit at the office

11.03.2026 21:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hair you could set your watch to

11.03.2026 21:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who the fuck is Joe Biden?

11.03.2026 21:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait, munitions are an extra charge? Personally, if I were President Deals I would get an all inclusive pricing option.

11.03.2026 21:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Finally our man Barry will the recognition he’s always craved; one of the best famous people to ever be famous.

11.03.2026 21:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0