I admire the man, his morals and his politics, but I can’t forgive him for causing Bon Jovi.
12.03.2026 09:23
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I admire the man, his morals and his politics, but I can’t forgive him for causing Bon Jovi.
It ends just before the Vogon Destructor Fleet arrives.
These personalised #Spotify playlists are getting a bit much. Do I have to start closing the curtains?
… or Alma Taters?
Wild, Wild Leith.
Robbie Burning Down The Hoose
I'm glad there's a commitment to return the noise of e20 film - the subtitles were incomprehensible.
When she realised Edward’s withered right leg was making further perambulations difficult, Emily offered to initiate full hover mode (even it risked a backdraft and gravel in the gusset).
#GirlsOwnCC
Can you order that on the ape?
The most fashion shaming coffee emporium has seen men leave in tears after being taken to task about their choice of trouser.
What self respecting cafe would mock a chino?
Fraught with danger. I’ve seen innocent people arrested and dragged out of coffee houses.
It’s awful to watch police cuff n’ ‘ero…
Yes, but I’m on my final warning.
I don’t mind, but it better be Brazilian otherwise I’ll tear them off a strip.
“Cream in your coffee?”
“No, I’ll drink it thanks.”
Copyright Ben Elton.
They’re so multitalented and often ethically source their beans. One might say they are jack off all (fair) trades.
They do shaft you with these extras.
Did they add any plumskin spice?
I aspire to sink to your level, Mr Porter! For now, I remain an embaristament.
Either way, they should sac the barista as that coffee’s clearly been sat around for a while (or maybe he was letting the balls steep?).
They say a good cup of coffee sports an impressive crema, but I can’t teste difference.
Tell me about it, GF. I couldn’t handle the pressure.
It’s very real, believe me. My big toe is constantly picking up the slack…
I never knew there was an incarnation between the Eighth and Ninth Queers.
“I hope the queers are a bit less conspicuous this time…”
Hang on… is The War Queer the hitherto unknown incarnation between the Eighth and Ninth Queers?
I’m not sure she’s wearing the right size. It looks Toulouse to me…
Butcher’s breast.
PAGE: The Queen's horse looks a bit malnourished. I can almost see its bones...
KING: Ribs, for her pleasure...
Of course - it was right there!
Oh yes, he performed ‘It Must Be Dove’.
Boyfoam, Dove and Rockets and The Imperial Leather Girls also featured if I recall…